Hello as of late shits fucking sucked and now I'm going to college which Holly shit can't believe I lived this long. Any way thought a good and easy way to come back to writing BS is just doing some fun preferences ♥️
Love and shit your ma stag______________
Millie🔪
Being the sweet girl she is loves to kiss you on the cheek and the lips especially being a romantic. She often kisses your cheek if your stressed or in need of some support. Her genuine lip kisses are always when she's feeling passionate which can happen in an instant. Growing up in a ruff and tumble place she got lots of scratches and having many younger siblings she had to take care of their scratches. This has led to the kissing of your wounds and singing a lil tune she used to sing her siblings when she helped them with their bobos. Her favorite spot of course is your lips as to her it's the way she can best become one with you and truly be breathing your soul in.
"Shhhh shhhh its ok baby it's ok I know it ain't no fun but I got you I got you. I love you ok I know they hurt but I got you my strong strong girl."
Sally may
Sally may is a foul-mouthed beauty and ridiculously tall. She kisses your forehead a lot or your horns so she doesn't have to lean over too much. She's competitive so to get the upper hand on you when playing videogames or board games she kisses your neck and pulse point so your stunned for a while and she can win. She never admits it but her most favorite spot to kiss you is your collar bone because she can feel how close your heart is and how it beats fast. Knowing it belongs to her makes her feel on cloud nine.
"Stop laughing I ain't getting all sentimental and I ain't crying I just got something in my eye. Just shut up and let me love you k."
Stella
Stella is a bitch however now that she has attended therapy (her brother forced her) and gotten some time away from all the toxicity of her past life she's calmed the fuck down. She has accepted her lesbian identity but still holds her royal positions on courting. She kisses your hand quite a lot and often kisses the inside to them place where her heart is and say how it only beats for you. She loves to kiss your ribs and nip at them as she loves how delicate you are in her eyes. Her favorite place to kiss you is your esophagus because it's where all the words she loves comes from.
"I have to say that for being a commoner you've always had a way with words. Please keep singing don't mind me love just sing"
Mammon
The big sin of greed himself loves to kiss your "money maker" aka all over your face although he has a weird obsession with wrapping his tongue around your fingers. He commonly says that your his own lil finger food when he does it but he's been secretly taking measurements with his tongue of how big your ring finger is. He kisses your thighs a lot and likes to put his head there. His favorite place to kiss though is specifically your ass. He's a gross greedy manband knows it and as suck likes to kiss your lower cheeks to claim what's his.
"Heya sweet cheeks how ya doing. Come on it was a funny joke after all these cheeks sure are fuckin sweet."
Verosika mayday
The popstar is a big softy actually. (As we saw in apology tour). She loves to kiss your shoulder and the top of your head. She loves how you smell and sometimes thinks of getting a coverup tattoo of blitz's tattoo and instead make it for you. You've also talked about getting a heart tattoo for Verosika on your shoulder so to her it's the spot that signifies your love. She loves to kiss your neck the most though as she leaves marks there and you proudly show off that your hers.
"I got so lucky to have you please never go I promise I'm all yours I promise. I love you"
Queen Bee (bealzabub)
She's a party animal to the max so her kisses are mostly quick so she can keep hosting and they're always on the lips. However when you two get your moments together she kisses your lips a lot it's the only thing that can really get bee "drunk" anymore she loves the pheromones you secret from it and all the loves she can feel it's also her favorite spot but a good ol fashioned kiss on the cheek is an often reminder of the fact she chose you.
"Hey babe sorry I Gata go watch this guy do a keg stand but I have 2 minutes you Wana go play 70 seconds in heaven??"
Fizzaroli
Fizzy loves to kiss your face! Seeing as he only has a torso and a head he often only kisses those areas on you. He will kiss your chest and snuggle his head there he loves your heart beat and sometimes feels silly and listens to the noises your tummy makes. He giggles a lot when it grumbles and then sings the burger time song. His favorite place to kiss is your lips as you nuzzle and cuddle.
"God I love you, you taste like chocolate and cream. Wait did you eat that fact chocolate shit I bought! Babes! That was for dinner tomorrow!"
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Ok that's all I'm doing for now. I know I didn't write blitz of stolas or moxie or Ozzie but I honestly don't want to write for them as I don't know how to write for them. Boys are hard and I only really write about my favorites (woops). Any way hope y'all enjoyed this see y'all soon
Love and shit
-ma stag
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helluva boss one shots and Hazbin one shots
RomanceI'm tired of it always being loona, blitzo, alastor, or angel dust! this will mostly be women and yah. All characters belong to vivzipop and creators of helluvaboss and Hazbin hotel smut maybe fluff yandere