Longevity! The three and a half year old kid has already learned how to tease his mom!
On the way home, Pei Yuqi was no longer huddled in fear because of his mother's company. He leaned out the window and looked around curiously. Suddenly, he realized that the world outside was far more colorful than he had imagined.
"Clouds...cars...electric...wires...poles...red...green...lights..." Pei Yuqi excitedly pointed at the things he recognized outside the window. After he finished each one, he looked at Xue Huiyu eagerly like a puppy wagging its tail for praise. Seeing that he was curious about everything, Xue Huiyu followed his line of sight and taught him one by one.
When they were about to reach the villa, they saw a puppy on a leash. Xue Huiyu pointed and said, "This is a dog."
As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the puppy peeing on its hind legs at the bottom of the tree. The 100,000 Questions Baby immediately asked curiously, "Do dogs... also... pee... while standing?"
"Dogs also have genders." Before Xue Huiyu finished speaking, Pei Yuqi answered seriously, "I know! I know! I'm a man! I'm standing...shhh..."
Xue Huiyu was surprised that he had already developed gender awareness and could draw inferences about himself. She asked with a smile: "Then guess what this dog is...?"
Pei Yuqi was very sure: "Bastard."
Xue Huiyu suspected that she had heard it wrongly: ???
Pei Wenyu, who was eavesdropping in front, said: !!! What on earth did you teach the child?
Xue Huiyu held her forehead and said, "Yuqi, animals are divided into male and female. You can't say the three words you just said in the future..."
Pei Yuqi's little head was dizzy, and he nodded, not quite understanding. But thinking of how he had overheard this "word" from his mother several times to describe his father, he couldn't help but ask, "What does dog man mean?"
"It means that this man has the characteristics of a dog." Xue Huiyu said tactfully.
Pei Yuqi suddenly realized that dogs in fairy tales are synonymous with loyalty. It turns out that the mother was praising the father!
But why did mom always grit her teeth when praising dad? Pei Yuqi's little brain was puzzled.
Finally, he asked curiously, "Little bunny... also describes people as agile as little rabbits?"
His mother has always called him "Cub". Cute rabbit plus cub should mean super cute, right?
Xue Huiyu frowned instantly, and her face became stern: "Who told you that little bastard?!"
Pei Yuqi didn't understand why his mother suddenly got angry, and whispered, "It's...Aunt Zheng..."
Pei Wenyu also frowned when he heard this.
"Little bastard" has two meanings. It can be used to express an elder's doting attitude towards a younger person, but it is more likely to be insulting, referring to an obnoxious child who lacks manners."
Pei Yuqi's face fell instantly. Sure enough, Aunt Zheng was scolding him...
Xue Huiyu immediately held up his drooping face and said, "But how could our Yuqi be a little bastard? You are everyone's sweetheart - an extremely beloved and good little boy!"
sweetheart!
Good boy! Good boy!
Pei Yuqi's eyes suddenly sparkled, and he got off the car with sparkling eyes.
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Become the Biological Mother of a Three-Year-Old Villain Cub (MTL)
RomanceNOT MY STORY. FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLY ALL CREDITS BELONG TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR. GOOGLE TRANSLATED Original Title: 成为三岁反派崽崽的亲妈 Author: 祈容 Status: Completed Xue Huiyu, who was resurrected after death, looked at the man with a disabled leg and the l...