'It's been stuck shut for years, how the hell did you even manage to get through without waking me up?' You interrogate the curse in-front of you, your right hand at the base of your throbbing temple in stress. The man-looking curse had broke into your house last night through the bound window. He's been following you for 2 days now.
'At least I did you a favour. Hey- does this mean you get to do something for me now? Is that how it works?' The blue haired patch face questioned, his finger on his chin and his eyes stuck at the ceiling as if in literal thought.
'Just get out of my house, I have school tomorrow and I-' You just told him your location the next day. He never knew where your school was as he just made his way to the sewers, his hideout, whenever he was free or just didn't know where you were.
'Oh, you do?' He grins, raising his head slightly in the most eerie way possible.
'No, uh- tommorow a Saturday, so I just forgot that it was Friday today and not Thursday. I don't have school tomorrow, no.' You fumbled with the the thin threads of cotton in your jumper poking out.
'So what do you have then?' Mahito circled around you and your bed side, making his way to sit on your bed and laying down fully.
'Nothing for you to know-now get out...please.' Considering you were having a conversation with a curse made out of human hatred and that had manipulated flesh and veins to his desire, you picked out your words carefully.
Mahito hummed and pouted before suddenly jumping up to stand on the bed. As he realised the bouncy effect of your bed, he started to jump and laugh.
'I just made that!' You yelled, grabbing his ankle and yanking it so that he plopped down onto the bed with a pout.
'Hell nah, you stink. Did you take a shower in the sewers or something or is it just an actual refuge home for you?' You huffed, brushing your hand over your bed aggressively as if wafting away his sewage-smell.
'I'm a curse, you're a human.' He reminded you. Wagging a finger a few inches from your face before leaping up from the bed and stretching.
'Are you going to leave?' You again offer.
'I wanna see what it's like to live in a human home, so no-probably not.'
You pouted in annoyance, pinching your nose with your left hand and whipping out your right hand in-front of Mahito. With a deflated voice. You said-
'If you wanna stay, you gotta take a bath.'
Mahito stepped a little closer and asked , 'what's a bath?' Whilst shaking your hand.
Of course he doesn't know, you thought.
You waved your hand in order to say 'I'll show you' and proceeded to walk into the bathroom, leaning over the bathtub and turning on the tap, letting water fill it.
After a few minutes, you poked two fingers into the lukewarm water and nodded, flicking the drops at Mahito's face to see if he'd get annoyed.
'Get in.'
'But-'
'Before I push you.'
Mahito smirked and shrugged, tearing off the three ties at the end of his hair.
You quickly dashed out of the room after telling him not to spill a single drop of water on the ground and how to wash properly. With a sigh, you changed into a shirt and some random dusty pants you found at the back of your wardrobe. You really did need to update it a little. Just the other day you found a thin grey spider hanging from the edge of your wardrobe, so you had to overcome your fear of arachnids by grabbing whatever long plastic you could find at chucking it out of a random window in a hurry.
In the downstairs bathroom, you brushed your teeth with miswaak and mint toothpaste (edit: the best combo)
, checking in on Mahito every five minutes outside of the bathroom door to check if he wasn't creating a pool of water on the floor outside the door.
'You do remember how i told you to use shampoo right?' You raised your voice a little so he could hear you through the locked bathroom door.
There was no answer.
'You drowned yet?' You sarcastically asked, knocking on the door twice once more.
After a few minutes of picking the bathroom lock to check if he'd done something, you pulled your arm around to your eye vision of his body only to look at his face.
'Could you answer when I call you? It's better to know that you've killed yourself rather than- oh.' There was nothing put bubbles and an empty shampoo bottles, along with an underwater Mahito.
'Oh yeah, you can just-get rid of your lungs..right.' You stared at the bath full of bubbles before wafting them away to see what he was doing underwater.
'Khuta- the hell is wrong with you? I pay good amounts of money for these!' You couldn't care less if he shaped your soul into thin wads of pasta. You grabbed a chunk of his wet, silky hair and pulled him up to the surface of the water, slapping his face with empty shampoo bottles in fury.
He quickly tried grabbing your wrist in resistance, choking on water and his own laughter.
'Better be ready in 5 minutes, I'll be downstairs so you've gotta get out quickly before i chuck in a toaster along with you in there.' You scolded him, turning on your heels to open the bathroom door and leaving it unlocked, but closed.
He didn't come down in 5 minutes, it was more like 10.
After what it seemed like, endless screaming and scolding, you finally got him out and chucked an oversized blue hoodie and trousers at him whilst shielding your eyes and going downstairs to take some leftover food out of the microwave.
'Where are my clothes?'
'In the wash.' You pointed to the washing machine in the kitchen next to the humming fridge.
He made his way over to the sofa, falling down onto it with his left leg on the arm rest and one next to yours.
'What the hell are you doing.' You ask, propping your ready hand above Mahito's head.
Before he could say a word to his defence, you smack the back of his head and watched him.
You chuckled and turned on your console, grabbing a controller and handing the other to him.
'Play.'
'What..is this?'
'Just play.' You didn't even bother to turn his controller on, chuckling and laughing in your hoodie at the sight of his confused face as he observed the controller and smacked it in bewilderment.
'Maybe you're not so bad. Just stay like this.'
BUT BRO IS BAD BUT BRO IS UGLY BUT BRO IS MUSTY BUT BRO BUT BRO BYR BRO STHU man idc
Like YEHA I hate him yes I'll want to mutilate him the way he did nanami and NOBARA but bru he's my fav and I love/ hate him so deal with it!!
