❝ our tasty pearl neo champagne. ❞
in which, chandler addison noel becomes the 8th member of korean boy band NCT DREAM.
created && imagined by wattpad user @ shualight .
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one
mark: what does the doggy say? bow wow. chenle: what does the kitty say? meow meow. haechan: what does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
two
jeno: are you gay? mark: i want a lawyer, jeno. a lawyer.
three
mark: to be honest, i don't care if spiders aren't insects. i'm going to call them an insect. if it crawls, it's an insect. mark: .........i'm including babies in that, by the way.
four
addison: *running towards jeno with open arms* jeno: *moves out of the way* addison: hey, why'd you move?! jeno: i thought you were going to attack me. addison: i was going to hug you! jeno: why would you hug me? addison:why would i attack you?
five
addison: *signs a legal document with glitter pen*
six
haechan: what's wrong? you look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out. addison: fucking jaemin and renjun were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. i didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their fucking chanting.
seven
addison: all the sudden i got a random burst of energy, and i think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.
eight
addison: i'm going to take a shower, i'll be right back. haechan: why are you telling me this, i don't care. haechan, right after addison leaves the room: i miss them already.
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mark: why would you think any of this was a good idea? chenle: probably because i'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. mark: chenle: i don't know how you keep forgetting this.
