Natsuki and Yuri were looking at each others poems, Natsuki looks confused at Yuri's handwriting.
Natsuki: (What's with this language...?)
Yuri: Eh? Um...did you say something?
Natsuki: Oh, it's nothing.
Natsuki dismissively returns the poem to the desk with one hand.
Natsuki: I guess you could say it's fancy.
Yuri: Ah— Thanks... Yours is...cute...
Natsuki: Cute? Did you completely miss the symbolism or something? It's clearly about the feeling of giving up! How can that be cute?
Yuri: I-I know that! I just meant... The language, I guess... I was trying to say something nice...
Natsuki: Eh? You mean you have to try that hard to come up with something nice to say? Thanks, but it really didn't come out nice at all!
Yuri: Um... Well, I do have a couple suggestions...
Natsuki: Hmph. If I was looking for suggestions, I would have asked someone who actually liked it. Which people did, by the way. Sayori liked it. And VHS_Sans did, too! So based on that, I'll gladly give you some suggestions of my own. First of all—
Yuri: Excuse me... I appreciate the offer, but I've spent a long time establishing my witing style. I don't expect it to change anytime soon, unless of course I come across something particularly inspiring. Which I haven yet.
Natsuki: Nn...!
Yuri: And VHS_Sans liked my poem too, you know. He even told me he was impressed by it.
Natsult suddenly stands up.
Natsuki: Oh? I didn't realize you were so invested in trying to impress our boyfriend, Yuri.
Yuri: E-Eh?! That's not what I... Uu... You... You're just...
Yuri stands up as well.
Yuri: Maybe you're just jealous that VHS_Sans appreciates my advice more than he appreciated yours!
Natsuki: Huh? And how do you know he didn't appreciate my advice more? Are you that full of yourself?
Yuri: I...! No... If I was full of myself... ...I would deliberately go out of my way to make everything I do overly cutesy!
Natsuki: Uuuuuu...!
Sayori: U-Um!! Is everyone Okay...?
Natsuki: Well, you know what?! I wasn't the one whose boobs magically grew a size bigger as soon as VHS_Sans started hanging out!!
Yuri: N-Natsuki!!
Monika: Um, Natsuki, that's a little—
Natsuki and Yuri: This doesn't involve you!
Monika sobs in the corner.
Sayori: I-I don't like fighting, guys...!
Suddenly, both girls turn towards VHS_Sans, as if they just noticed he was standing there.
Yuri: VHS_Sans...! She— She's just trying to make me look bad...!
Natsuki: That's not true! She started it! If she could get over herself and learn to appreciate that simple witing is more effective... Then this wouldn't have happened in the first place! What's the point in making your poems all convoluted for no reason? The meaning should jump out at the reader, not force them to have to figure it out. Help me explain that to her, VHS_Sans!
Yuri: W-Wait! There's a reason we have so many deep and expressive words in our language! It's the only way to convey complex feelings and meaning the most effectively! Avoiding them is not only unnecessarily limiting yourself...it's also a waste! You understand that right, VHS_Sans?
VHS_Sans: SHUT UP!!!
Natsuki and Yuri tense up in shock and fear as they look at VHS_Sans.
VHS_Sans: Who let the freakin' dawgs out?! Y'all are just yappin' like miserable orphans. Ik y'all lost families and all, but take this shit to the DMS.
Yuri: Fine... So who do you choose exact-
Sayori steps between them.
Sayori: I will not let you choo-
VHS_Sans mutes Sayori.
Natsuki: What happened?
VHS_Sans: I gave her the dick to pussy.
Yuri: Don't tell me you joined that club...
VHS_Sans: I was invited!!!
Yuri: Great... now we're on the midst of their bullshit... I'm leaving before anything get's wor-
MC Monika appears out of nowhere.
VHS_Sans: Oh boy...
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VHS_Tale Productions V2
FanfictionA remake to my original, I reference funny videos about me, my friends, and my harem.