"G-George..."
"Yeah?"
"I-I think.... i- think I wuv you...."
George Washington paused and turned around, in emotional whiplash.
"Omg what?!"
"I WUV you!"
"Oh my god- i Wuv you too!"
"Oh my- yay, let's getting married my lovely dovey little munchkin pie"
"Yes! Thomas- plan the venue and the seating!"
Thomas Jefferson excitedly scampers off to go and plan the wedding details.
Wonderful time skip
"I'm so happy for you both!"
Declared Peggy
"T-thank you."
"I appreciate it.... Schuyler sister in yellow dress.."
"I have a nam-"
"CAKE!"
Exclaimed Lafayette
"Rude." Peggy scoffed out.
"What the fuck- why is everyone acting like their 5??"
Whilst the whole wedding was taking place Aaron burr stood there, hopelessly questioning what in the actual fuck was going on. And he questioned deep down if everyone was dropped on their heads as children. Burr pulled out an entire pack of explosives and loaded the room up with it. Then he left and exploded the venue, thus ending the absolute shenanigans that were occurring.
The end.
