Daisies - NEIL SUTHERLAND

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The four teens walked around the park, trying to find Neil anywhere they could.

"I'm not paying for it," Jay spoke from the silence, referring to the car door. 

"Yes, you are." Simon instead. 

"Guys can we drop it please" Clara pleaded to the boys. "Let's just find Neil," Will added. 

Suddenly the group heard muffled cries as a man in a monkey suit came running in front of them, wailing around on the floor. "Should we do something?" Clara asked, freaking out that this man may be having a heart attack. 

"Like what?" Simon asked. Clara could still hear cries coming from in the costume, so she ran to the man, helping him get the head off the suit off. 

 "Wasp! In me costume!"

Turns out the mystery man was Neil. Instantly whatever little empathy the boys had held for the mascot was absolutely gone, all breaking out in a fit of laughter.

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"Oh God, that hurts." Clara, Simon, Jay and Will all watched as Neil insepceted his back for wasp stings. "Stupid bloody wasps!" 

"Neil, I need to speak to you about your sister's boyfriend." Simon spoke but stopped when Neil pulled down his costume to reveal he had nothing on underneath. Nothing at all.

Clara knew she should look away, but she was struggling too.

"Oh, Jesus, Neil!" Jay yelled. "Christ, you're naked under there," Simon complained. 

"Yeah" Neil nodded like it was obvious, then looked over to Clara "Saving this in your Wank Bank?" he asked proudly. This seemed to push Clara to look away.

"No gross" she blushed. Neil seemed genuinely said by the concept his friends wasn't keeping his dick in her "Wank Bank". 

 "I don't think it's a good idea to be naked if you're working with kids." Will pointed out.

"But Mr Monkey isn't naked. He's got a waistcoat and a hat." Neil explained.

"No, not Mr Monkey, Neil. You." 

"But I'm in the suit." 

"Yes, naked." 

"Look, I'm in agony here. Put some of that cream on my stings."

"God, all right, then." Will rolled his eyes piking up the cream. 

"The worst ones are on my back. And arse." Neil complained, causing Will to drop the tube into Clara's hand. "Fuck that!" 

Neil looked at the girl with pleading eyes, which she couldn't say no to. Figuring if she stood behind him she wouldn't have to stare at his dick anymore, Clara moved behind the boy and began applying the cream. "I'm not touching your arse" she explained, to which the boy nodded happy that at least some of his things would be soothed. 

"You lot can stay here and finger Neil's arse if you wanna, but I'm off to find the clunge." Jay complained, leaving the locker room. 

"Neil, seriously, can you put it away, so we can talk" 

"All right, all right." Neil opened up his locker, only to begin laughing. 

"What?" Clara asked, hoping for some good news after a long day. 

"They're always doing. They're bonkers. They've nicked my clothes." Neil laughed, while his friends frowned. "Where would they have put 'em?" Simon tried to work out. "I don't know. Last time this happened, they burnt 'em."

"Neil Honey, are you alright?" Clara asked a bit concerned for her friends work environment. "Of course" the boy responded with such confidence. 

"Please hurry up. We can't go on the roller coaster if you're naked." Will insisted.