Glitch Generations one shots

Where there's Smoke there's FIRE

"Okay Tobi, have fun." December's boring, monotone voice rang out right as the timer hit 0, meaning it was my turn to play. We swapped, December went into my head, and my appearance changed from his weird lab coat looking thing, to me super awesome, glowy and bomb stashed jumpsuit. I checked how much time I was given, and looky here, I was given a whooping 4 hours instead of my more normal 30 minutes.

"Oooooo December I got a lot of time, I wonder how much fun I can..." I stopped mid sentence when I heard December yawn. I could feel it now, he over worked himself again."Oh c'mon December really? Again... go on, get some rest I'll have fun and swap out later when the timers done so don't worry."

"I'd rather not rest... but I got nothing better to do so fine, go have your fun Tobi I'll be here if ya need anything." December said, his monotone voice gets kinda old most of the time, however this time he was too tired to use any real emotion.

"Sleep tight December! Oki-doki... what to do first?" I pondered, jumping out of December's office and activating my virus model, becoming a lil pink arrow and dart around. I found some fun people to mess with, avoid the noise makers, and just goof around. It still sucks that December gets to be out way more than I do... but oh well, as long as I get to have fun then I can do what a Tobster does. I occupied myself with goofing around, someone did bump into me and had the audacity to say it was MY fault. So I slipped 3 bombs into his pocket, he went flying a moments later tehee. 2 and a half hours down with me living it up my way, but now I'm stuck sitting on this park bench bored... what should I do... what can I do? My boredom filled thoughts were interrupted when I saw someone across the park kicking around a beehive. I was curious as to why anyone would want to kick a beehive... was it fun? Were there actual bee's inside? Can I put a bomb in the beehive and then kick it? Some of my questions, well really only one, were answered as I see the person recoil slightly, and start running away from the hive. I laughed, watching how they ran away. I could faintly hear the person cussing out the bee's and it was just the funniest thing ever. I watched them with amusement as they ran, occasionally the person would swing their fists at the bees, at first I thought it was just them being angry and trying to shoo the bees away, but the more I watched the more I started to think that maybe they were trying to do something else. They could be a virus model user like me, December, and his kids. So, being overcome with curiosity I decided to use my E-Dash ability to zip over to the person, scoop 'em up and dart a safe distance away, placing them down gently, waiting for their reaction.

"Either I'm more insane than I thought... or my insanity just turned off my brain... what just happened?" The person said, trying to regain their bearings.

"Oh neither, see I saw you getting chased by bees, hilarious show by the way bravo. Uh and after a bit of spectating I swooped in like a knight in glowing, explosive armor and saved you." I said with my normal flamboyant and theatrical tone of voice, making sure to be extra, but also still being kawaii.

"Wait wait wait... hold the bloody biscuit... did you say explosion?" The person asks, but not in like a scared or confused way, but like a more intrigued and interested way.

"Yes I did, I've got bombs in my suit, do you want one?" I asked, grabbing one out of my many hidden pockets.

"Uhhhhh," the person said. I thought they were gonna reject my bomb like every one else but they snatched it out of my hand, stars of excitement gleaming in their eyes. "Heck yeah I do!"

"Oh my gosh FINALLY someone wants a bomb usually everyone says 'no' and looks at me like I'm nuts!" I exclaim.

"Uh what sane person DOESN'T want a bomb?! They are to die for!" The person says, I can't tell if that was meant to be a pun or a joke at the end... meh at least they like bombs.