Hannah And the Nemesis

Act 4

[Singsong Voice ]
Aunt Sponge- Yoo-hoo! Come down here.
Hannah- Yes, Auntie Sponge?.
Aunt Sponge-Oo-ooh,
you're all spiffed up.
Hannah-I was hoping to play
with the children.
Aunt Sponge- Aww!
Aunt Spike- Aww! The children have gone.
But You can play
with their garbage.
Aunt Sponge- Heh, heh, heh! Garbage! Heh, heh, heh!
[Aunt Spiker Chuckling]
Aunt Spike- And don't even think of going near our ship.
Aunt Sponge- 'Cause if you do-- You know, they never did catch that Unicron.
[ Both Chuckling ]
Hannah-[ Sighing ]
- [ Enerjon Squealing ]
Hannah- [ Gasps ]
No! Wait a moment!
Wait!
[ Disappointed Sigh ]
[ Sniffing ]
Ahh.
Mmm. Mmm.
[ Gasping ]
[Female Voice]'Ere, now.
Where do you think you're going', Yank?
[Male Voice #1] I'm going stir-crazy.
I gotta take a look around.
Plan our escape
from Spiker and Sponge.
- [ Male Voice #2 ] Escape?
To where? We'll all be squashed...
swatted... smooshed!
[Male voice #3] No one's going to " smoosh" you,
my friend. You're six feet tall now.
- [ Male Voice #2 ] Bigger target.
-[Male Voice #1] Let the biddies come.
I'll take 'em both on.
I'm "undefeatable."
I'm indivisible. I'm...
Hannah- Whoa!
Knockout- in trouble!
- [ All Grunting, Screaming ]
Bumble Bee- It's Spiker and Sponge!
They've found us!
Starscream- Hel-lo!
Hannah- Oof! Uuh!
Megatron-No, no, no. It's the lady
from the house. What's her name?.
Knockout - Miserable Tick.
Bumble Bee- I thought it was Rotten Little Grub.
Arachna- No, that's what those
horrible Scraplets call her.
- [Hannah Shrieks ]
Arachna- Her real name is--
Well, it's, eh, eh--
Optimus Prime- It's Hannah.
Hannah- Aaah!
Arachna- Look What You've done now, Prime.
Scared her to death.
Hannah-Please! Don't eat me!
Arachna- Eat you?.
[ Laughing ]
Knockout- Hey, Bee,
turn on the lights.
- [ Electrical Crackling ]
Bumble Bee- Ahh!
Optimus Prime- We don't eat humans.
Megatron- You're organic.
Arachna- No one will be eating you,
Hannah.
Starscream- Yeah, she'll just puncture your head
and suck out the brains.
Arachna- That I am saving for you.
Starscream- Whoa! Pretty Fast, long legs.
- [ Hissing ]
Starscream- Oh-oo-oo!
Knockout- Oh, such rude behavior. There's
no need to be frightened, dearie.
Hannah-But You're enormous robots!
Bee- Fascinating, isn't it?.
Knockout- We've all changed...
and so have you,Hannah.
Hannah- [ Gasps ]
The old robot-- the one
who gave me the blue things--
He said marvelous things
will happen.
Starscream-Did she say,
" Marvelous pigs in satin"?.
Megatron- No, Starscream.
" Marvelous things will happen."
I apologies.
He has a hard time hearing.
Bee- I, however,
have exquisite hearing.
Starstream- Yeah?. Well, listen to this.
- [ Flatulent Noises ]
Let's get outta here!
Bee- Waa-aa!
Hannah- You mean leave the hill?.
I can't. Unicron will get me.
Bee- Unicron?.
Optimus Prime- [ Chuckles ] I say, dear girl, I've lived
on this miserable hill for decades.
There are no Unicorns here.
Megatron- Except for Sponge.
She's twice as big as a Unicorn,
eh, kid?. [ Chuckles ]
Hannah- [ Giggles ]
Arachna- And twice as dangerous.
My life hangs by a thread every day.
Knockout- I've had to send all
of my experiments to safer pastures.
Bee- Hah! You think hiding
in solid rock is fun?.
Hannah- I can't even remember
what fun is.
Knockout-Well, it's just 'because you've been stuck
here too long. Listen to me, kid.
I know a place
that'll refresh your memory.

[Knockout]
~ Bright lights Big city ~ ~That's where we gotta go ~ ~Where the food is great and the ladies are so pretty ~ ~ I'd like to get my arms around a hundred or so ~ ~ I'd hug 'em, squeeze 'em hold 'em tight ~
~Sleep all day Dance all night ~ ~ I want the bright lights and the big city ~ ~That's the life for me,yeah~ ~That's the life for-- ~~

[Arachna]
~You little maggot Have You never seen the moon ~ ~Gliding 'cross the western sky ~ ~ A dead oak tree by the wayside ~ ~ Putrid vapors rising ~~

Bee- [ Coughing ] That sounds lovely, Arachna.
I'm sure we'd all agree.

[Bumble Bee]
~ But I prefer the sunshine ~ ~ A little park right in the center ofthe town ~
- ~ La-la ~
- ~ Flowers everywhere Children all around me ~ ~ I'd love it Landing on a baby's cheek so warm ~
- ~ It's wonderful, wonderful ~
Hannah- [ Sniffing ]
- ~That's the life for me ~
- ~ Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ~
- ~That's the life for me ~
- ~ Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ~
~That's the life
That's the life for me ~~
{Optimus Prime]
~ Elegant conversation ~

Knockout- ~ Bright lights, big city ~

- ~ An elevated point of view ~

Knockout- ~That's where I'd go ~

- ~ Intellectual stimulation ~

Knockout- Yeah, maybe for you.

- ~ And someone you love
to share it with you ~
[All ]
~ It Would be wonderful, wonderful ~
- ~That's the life for me ~
Starscream- You call that a life?.

- ~That's the life for me ~
Starscream- It's no pile of dirt!

~That's the lifeThat's the life ~~That's the lifeThat's the life ~- ~ For-- ~~
- [Aunt Sponge]
Aunt Spiker-Where are you hiding, girl?
Megatron- Hup! Time to go make a pest of myself. Heh-heh!
Aunt Sponge-Look at this place. It's still filthy.
[Aunt Spiker]-Where are you,you detestable worm?
Bee- Aah!
Hannah- Not you! Me!

Aunt Sponge-You better not
be near our ship!
Bee-Oh, please! Don't let them spray us!
Starscream-Spray us?. They'll see the Yank up there
and come after us with a shovel.
It happened to my brother.
Hannah- How awful.
Starscream-Split him right down the middle.
Now I have two half-brothers.
Optimus Prime-Shh! They'll hear us.
[Aunt Spiker] Yoo-hoo! Where are you, boy?
Aunt Sponge-I think I hear Unicron out here!
Megatron-Ahh! This'll be a snap.
[Sawing Sound]
Aunt Spiker-Shh! I really do
hear something.

Megatron-[ Whispering ] Timber.
[ Crashing, Rumbling ]
Hannah- What's that?.
Megatron- Fasten your seat belts, kids!
Aunt Spiker- Aaah! The car!
Aunt Sponge- Aaah! The car!
Hannah- We're turning!
Bee- Wha-Wha-Wha-- What have you done?.
[ Screaming ]
Aunt Spiker- Start, start, you piece of junk!
- [ Engine Sputtering ]
Aunt Spiker- Oh!
Aunt Sponge- Oh!
Aaah!
Aunt Sponge-It's the ship!
Our ship! We'll be killed!
Hannah- Whoa-oa-oa!
Oh! Ouch! Oh!
Both Aunts-Aaah!
[ Knockout] Her, stomach!
Here, stomach! Here, stomach!
[ Clucking ]
[ Crowing ]
[ Frightened Moaning ]
Knockout- I'm gonna be sick!
Bee- Yee!
Aunt Spiker- Our Ship!
Aunt Sponge- Our Ship!
[Crashing]