John Dory: *randomly breaking the fourth wall* I LOVE my nieces! They're a HUGE improvements from the source materials.
Clay, Viva, Poppy, & Branch: 😑😑😑😑
John Dory: Anyways, I take being the favorite uncle VERY SERIOUSLY, Rhonda rides, puzzles, and BroZone albums! I also teach them important life lessons, watch.
John Dory: (to the girls) What do we do when someone is mean to us? That's right, ✨ v i o l e n c e ✨ can you say "violence".
Blossom & Clover: Violence! 😁😁
John Dory: Good! Be resourceful about it too, throw rocks, bite people, push them off of trees, all that good stuff!
Blossom & Clover: Okay! 😁😁
DJ: (to Delta) Mom, why'd you marry him? 😑
Delta: Right now I don't remember 😑
John Dory: But for real, I do try to influence them positively in whatever way I can.
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John Dory: Baaad.....
Blossom & Clover: Baaad....
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John Dory: Gooood.....
Blossom & Clover: Gooood....
Blossom: Uncle John Dory, are we getting paid for this?
John Dory: *laughs maniacally* NO! 😆
Clover: *puts on sunglasses that came out of nowhere* I'm a celebrity/future CPA and they get paid!
John Dory: 👹 nO! nO mOnEy FoR yOu! 👹
Clover: Y'know what? I'm calling my agent!
John Dory: Yeah, right, like YOU have an agent 😑
Clover: DADDY!
Clay: What's up, sweetie?
Clover: Uncle John Dory won't pay me.
John Dory: That...that's a lie, she...she's lying 😅
Clover: HE WON'T PAY ME!
Clay: *grabs JD with his hair and yeets him out of the pod*
John Dory: oW! i ThInK i BrOkE mY bUtT!
✨ B O N U S ✨
John Dory: Hey, girls, who's your favorite uncle?
Blossom & Clover: John Dory, the other uncles are cringe.
Bruce, Clay, Floyd, and Branch: 😑😑😑😑
John Dory: HAHAHA! YES! I'm the best guy ever!
Clover: Y'know what? Don't flatter yourself, pal, I'm sick of you fishing for compliments all the time, stop using me as a prop in your narcissistic square-headed circus, your whole title is just a pathetic attempt to fill that gaping hole in your heart. BUT GUESS WHAT? No amount of praise can fix your massive amount of insecurity external validation won't fix you. Have some self-awareness, and go to therapy or something, you square-headed psycho.
Blossom: Clover's right, why does an adult need compliments from small children? You're cringe, buddy.
