Yo mama so fat when she get in the elevator she can only go down.
Yo mama so poor when she Kicking cans people ask wht u doin she says moving .
Yo mama is so ugly when she looks in the mirror it brakes.
Yo mama is so fat when she where's a yellow dress the kids say there's the bus.
Yo mama is so fat when she walks by the tv u miss 3 episodes.
Yo mama is so fat when she walks the hole world shakes.
Yo mama so fat when she walks in your house she falls throw the floor.