My Head Itches For You

lice

Akutagawa slowly opens his eyes, the first thought his head could muster up was damn my head itches.
Moving his hand he reaches his head and starts scratching and scratching and scratching. He started to scratch harder and harder until he realized he'll probably hurt himself if he continues to do so.

Moving his hand back to his side he slowly made his way up into a sitting position, yawning and stretching his arms.
The good thing is he has a day off today.

But damn that itchiness just won't go away huh?

Getting up he decides he should eat some breakfast first. He isn't really hungry but gin wants him to eat more saying he's getting too skinny so he tries to eat more so as to not cause her any stress.

Opening the door he's met with the smell of freshly cooked eggs.
Huh gin must be awake.
Making his way to the kitchen his suspicions were confirmed that gin is indeed awake and has even prepared breakfast for the two of them.

"Good morning" he greets his sister as he takes a seat.
Normally she doesn't wake up early when they have a day off but looks like today is different.

"Good morning to you too" she says as she brings out two plates of Tamagoyaki, placing them on the table.
"Make sure to eat it all" Gin reminds him

"I will, don't worry" He says a bit annoyed but will fulfill his sister's request.
Bringing his plate closer to himself he grabs his chopsticks and picks up the first piece. Gin doing the same.
A few minutes passed by of them silently eating but all Akutagawa could think about was how much his head itches. Sensing that something is wrong gin asks him a question.

"So how did you sleep last night" She asked but that's not the info she was looking for.

"Fine however the moment I woke up my head won't stop itching it's such a bother."
Bingo.
Gin never asks what's wrong since she knows her brother will say that everything is fine however if she asks another question he'll answer but also complain about what's bothering him.
And he says she doesn't understand him. Yeah right

"Your head itches?" Gin asks for conformation

"Yes a lot" Akutagawa says again

"Hm..it might be lice." She says off handedly

He drops his chopsticks.... lice!? No theres now way he has...L-L-L-L-LICE!!??

he's face shows horror.

"No I can't have lice" He tells her simply.

"Hm still you should let me check" she tells him.
Gin gets up and walks over to her brother as he stays in his place seated on his chair.
Getting behind him she slightly moves his head downwards ruffling his hair as she starts the process of finding those little disgusting monsters.
Low and behold a little white dot has been found in the sea of black that Akutagawa calls hair. Picking it Gin squeeze it with her finger nails and hears a pop.

It indeed is lice.

"Sorry to tell ya this Ryu but you have lice" she tells her brother.

He freezes in shock. He..he has fucking lice.

"Are you sure?" Akutagawa hates to doubt his sister but he needs to make sure shes 100% certain that he has lice.

"Yes didn't you hear the popping sound it made?" Gin reinforces her statement.

She's serious.

Akutagawa wants to crawl in a hole and die.
How could he, the silent rapid dog of the port mafia have lice!!??
He has to find out who would dare spread this fowl condition onto him.