The Rizziest Lovers

deku's birthday

A/N: I'm Kirishima, my friend is Deku

"happy birthday broccoli head"

thanks kirishima...deku said shyly

no problem deku kirishima smiles brightly

your a really good friend..! deku said cutely

wow... kirishima says in awe thanks deku... you're a really good friend too.

s-say...i wanted to tell you something deku said in a shy manner

what's on your mind? kirishima perked up an eyebrow curiously.

i uh...kinda have some feelings for y-you.. deku said flushing red

r-really..?... kirishima grunts, smile widening I thought it was just me.

d-do you like me to..? deku says avoiding eye contact from kirishima

kirishima rizzes deku up by holding his chin gently and turning deku's head towards him. yes, pookie bear.

o-oh my gyatt! your rizz kirishima..deku says beet red

i learned from a level ten gyat... yours is a level 2 million though as if his eyebrows were curly french fries, kirishima waggled them while keeping his mew streak.

wowo kirishima! your so sigma? deku says leaning close

I know, being a sigma is tough though... I need a little kitten to help remind me of why I started mewing in the first place kirishima leans in as well

deku kisses kirishima cuz hes too sigma

kirishima accepts the kiss, somehow still mewing

hes still mewing..deku thought

i can't believe i'm keeping my mew streak..!! does this mean we're soulmates, me and deku..? kirishima wondered

deku starts to mew sigmally

their sigma mewing begins to be in sync, lifting them above the ground below them

deku continues to kiss kirishima as they float up (like jesus)

kirishima and deku ascend to the heavens and continue their mew streak with elegant rizz

deku and kirishima unlock infinite rizz

kirishima breaks the kiss, still mewing deku! we've done it! we achieved a lifelong mew streak AND infinite rizz!

wow kirishima- deku says in between the kiss

i'm so proud of you, deku. happy birthday puppy

p-puppy!? i love you kirishima lets go get popeyes

they descend, hands interlocked as their feet touch the ground once again yeah popeyes sounds good, let's go. oh, and deku?

y-yes kirishima?

i love you too pookie wookie zookie bear

THE END.