november 2016
random neighborhood in tokyo
"So, basically, there's these angry curses running around breaking into homes and stealing spoons?"
Kari was leaning against a small black car, parked in a normal looking neighborhood, covered in police tape. She was picking at the skin by her nails, not really paying attention to Ijichi, the assistant supervisor sent to help her.
"That's part of it," Ijichi fiddled with his glasses, Kari could tell he'd be annoyed if she was anyone else, but instead he was more patient.
"The curses have been attacking locals when they tried to stop the burglars from stealing their utensils, the violence has only gotten worse the past few days, innocent people are being sent to the hospital, I'd estimate these curses are semi first or first grade, be careful"
"Ok, ok, I get it, just exorsice the curses so normies don't die" Kari pushed off the car and rolled her eyes "thanks, sir" she tossed him a lollipop she stole from Gojo, he almost caught it but he dropped it.
She smirked and hopped over the tape around the affected houses, it was like a tornado ran through here, she thought. Broken glass and smashed cars were everywhere, she guessed there were a few connecting streets closed off so she made her way over to where the curses were, she didn't even need to sense their cursed energy since they were so noisy.
no, it wasn't the curses... those were people screams.
She sighed and started jogging, releasing her cursed energy as she turned down the street, approaching a two-story house, which had a new type of doorway, being a 14 ft. hole in the middle of the living room.
Y/n ran through the broken class into the house, two women were pressed against their couch, hiding, looking around, they were scared to death. She noticed one had a deep cut on her cheek that was bleeding pretty bad and the other had bruises all on her arm, already starting to color. When they saw her they screamed pleas of help, but visibly relaxed when she walked up to them, she placed a hand on the hurt cheek of the woman, the wound, healing.
"Ah.. it's ok ladies, superwoman's here to save the day, rest easy" Kari stepped in front of them and brushed some dust off their shoulders. They thanked her, seemingly forgetting the curses present. She fixed the arms of the other and told them to find a man in a suit, that he'll get this sorted out.
Kari smiled at them as they left, she turned her attention to the curses "renovating" the kitchen, sticking forks and butter knives in their slimy stomachs as some kind of liquid poured out of their body.
"These things get grosser every day, HEY FREAKSHOWS!" she yelled, getting their attention, they screeched and quickly launched a flurry of bent and sharpened spoons and knives at Kari, which she gracefully blocked (hid behind the couch).
"You guys aren't being very nice right now, seriously!!"
Kira slipped out from the couch, hiding behind a chair, then a table, until she was close enough to cut down the huge curses.
'dude what the- they should be kissing my feet right now!! i guess Ijichis right, they're definitely semi first grade or higher.'
She jumped out, grabbing the hilt of her katana, 'my cursed energy definitely made them weaker, though, i'm glad I released it as early as i did, those girls probably would've died if i didn't '
She swung her sword, ready to slash them down quickly, but twisted her body mid-air when one of the curses shot out a butcher knife from its leg
"cHOp thE OnioNSSss" "thE pAStaaAHH iS oVErcoOkEDdD" the curses hissed out
Kari landed and wrapped her blade in more cursed energy, sneakily slicing the first curse in half, killing it. She stretched for a second, ignoring the other curse, She sheathed her katana and sat on the only counter that hadn't been destroyed and watched as the last curse slowly walked up to her.
By this point it had been long enough for her technique to completely effect the curse, now it was just wandering around by her.
'i could give it to maki as a pet, aww that would be so cute!!' Kari giggled as the curse fell over and whined.
"YumMY PasTAhhH YUmmm" it wiggled around, trying to climb up her leg, she just waved it off as it was exorcized. 'maki wouldn't like it, it's so small and cute though' she sighed, hopping off the counter, leaving the poor house as the door fell off behind her.
"oops..."
She returned to ijichi and reported everything to him. He told her the two girls left a note for her when she got back.
(she totally got their numbers)
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THATS ON YOU! , a jujutsu kaisen fanfic
Fanfictioneveryone fake, takin what they can't have just another snake, baby, that's on that in which, a sorcerer is loved by everyone, including dangerous curses
