A lil SovBrit Story

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A/N: this shitty story is a smol lil project of mine that i had the stupid idea of starting

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Britain walked down the hallway. That piece of shit. He'd just come from a NATO meeting. Well more, like a theatrical dress rehearsal when France dramatically BROKE DOWN SOBBING.

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-a few hours ago-

Britain sat next to America (who was in the restroom) and Portugal. France sat beside Ame and Canada beside Port. Things were going... they were fair, to say the least. Not much drama, just people talking. This was the UK's cup of tea.

Well, it was. It became a cup of expired cow milk when he stood up and walked to France about talk about the separation of Germany. France was talking to Spain about the proper way to make a French breakfast when Britain approached her. She saw him and started trembling, with tears forming in her eyes.

'The hell is that about?!' Britain thought as he recounted a few days before this meeting. He'd caught France sleeping with another man, WEST GERMANY, the country the UK thought of as a good friend and ally. Even until now he felt the betrayal still resonating in him. And NOW FRANCE IS THE ONE CRYING AND SHAKING?

France pointed at him and bursted into tears, surprising the rest of the NATO members present. And NATO himself of course.

"France? What happened??" Portugal cast a confused glance at Britain and rushed to France's side as NATO quickie pushed his way past the gathering crowd of NATO Countryhuman members.

"H-him!" The Frenchwoman pointed at the United Kingdom with a shaky finger. "H-he abused me! Whenever the children were gone, he raped and abused me!"

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And THAT is how one of the most important members of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization got kicked out. So yeah, Britain just walked around trying not to yell or even worse, kill someone.

Pretty much everyone believed in France. The UK didn't know about Ame since the latter was in the restroom for the ENTIRE TIME. 'What the hell was my son doing in the restroom for one whole bloody hour??' Anyways, yeah. Now all of Europe hates him and probably the whole world by tomorrow. 'Not like it hasn't happened before though.' Britain thought.

A few hours later he decided to just exit the building and fly back to his country. What he completely forgot in his anger however, was that he may or may have not boarded a plane headed for Soviet territory.

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uuhhh idk anymore I dunno if planes from the USSR were allowed in US and other way around but it really doesn't matter I guess