SUNNY DAYS ARE TO BE SPENT AT SILLYLAND

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the grass was green and filled with life, and flowers sprang from the wet mud. The field almost felt too lively, and clearly didn't look fit for the creatures that lay above it, with their smooth 3D bodies and brightly coloured "skin."

The four anomalies were what it would look like if you grabbed some already living creatures, then dipped them in paints and smothered them in silly coloured shapes.

The middle one sprang up and yelped to the other idiots.. "HEY FRIENDS..THIS IS BORING." That was Silly. I'm not calling them silly, their name is quite literally Silly. 'Silly' had cat-like features, you could tell it  was a cat, but didn't particularly look like one.. 

maybe it was the bright colours, or the blocky yet smooth body, but I don't think a cat breeding with a 3d model of an alien would turn out too great, so how did these characters come to be?

Anyways enough rambling, silly was mostly green, but with pink and purple markings across its body.

The next was Ponkon (derived from he word 'polygon' was also a 'cat..?' It was a white blocky cat covered in sprinkles, its body black but covered in bright shapes simular to those of an arcade carpet.

The third was flarbanarb, literal gibberish, no meaning to that name, and generally a simple dog, an all fours like a dog, barks like a dog, but sometimes speaks little English, with stretchy, unnatural joints with a bright orange base coloured in green markings on the ends of certain limbs.

The fourth was Boro. Boro didn't speak English, it just made strange, gagged sounds as if in pain, there was no use of the others trying to get rid of Boro, it never worked, and they were afraid of it, exept for Silly.

Boro was a bright lime green body in the shape of a sphere, but had cone shapes sticking out, with two stubby legs and a tail attached.
Above was the head, the eyes were cartoony and dilated, and the mouth held two sharp white fangs.

Ponkon replied to Silly. "Silly.. we're sunbathing..?" "SCREW THAT! LETS HAVE SOME **REAL FUN!"** The once peaceful world went distorted as it warped into a giant theme park, huge, almost fatal looking rides and everything plastered with a big cartoony 2d face of silly, and the merch shops being filled with plushies and different souvenirs of silly.

The four walk into the merch shop and an enthusiastic Kippa greets them, a cartoony grey cat face with four red and blue legs with a big smile plastered on her face. "HI FRIENDS! WELCOME TO SILLYLAND!!!"

Kippa hands silly a sheet of paper, a big grin spreading across her face. Silly lights up at the sight of the paper and exclaims "HEY LOOK! A MAP OF THE PARK!" Silly hyped the other members as if  xe knew about it beforehand.

"OH! AND WHATS THIS?" Silly turns the paper, exited to see three empty, neatly drawn boxes and some text reading: *if you want to win a super fun prize, you must go on the three major rides! At the end of each ride, a stamp machine will pop up, each stamp will give you a new coloured smiley face! But don't miss the stamp, or you will have to go again! ;)*

Ponkon was still unamused at silly's rude disturbance, and started to mutter "but I just wanna sleep"- before being cut off by silly, completely ignoring her protests and yelling out "IT'S TIME FOR THE FUN TO BEGIN!" Silly led the group towards the first of the major rides, a ferris wheel.

It was huge, but that means it was slow. Right? The four hopped in the cart and Flarbanarb finally did something, run. But silly stretched out zer arm and grabbed him, pulling him back in. "nonono mister! :3" the ride began and moved slowly. "see friends! this isnt that ba- GAH-!"

The ferris wheel rapidly sped up, as Flarb and Ponk clung on, squealing, Silly seemed to be enjoying themself, shouting in excitement. As everyone's screams overlapped, you could barely even hear those of Boro falling out from silly pushing him off.

Ponkons voice cracked and you could just see her clinging to the side, curled in a ball, trying to sob but failing as the strong air hit her face, the ride stopped and the two crawled out, silly staying back to press the stamp, but the stamp wouldn't budge. "Hey.. a little help here!

Ponkon was upset and sick, but still came up to help silly press the stamp. "I did It silly!..l silly!?"

Ponkon turned to see nothing but sky, no silly, so she looked down. "HI PONKON!!! :3" silly waved from below. Ponkon was unbelievably mad at silly for letting her accidentally stay on the ride. You soon heard kippa's voice on the speaker telling them that the ferris wheel was jammed, due to an unexpected blockage, flarb looked back to see Boro jammed in the machinery, and giggled as Ponkon and Silly were too distracted with eachother to notice.

Ponkon started having a breakdown up there, and silly walked off dragging flarbanarb along with them.

"Hmmmmmm... what's next!? Oh yes! We will just have to do this without ol' Ponks, huh?" Flarbanarb started shaking as he glances towards the giant dropper before him. "Yup, just you and me!"

*several agonising minutes later*

"Well, that was fun! Wasn't it Flarb!? Flarb?" "DAMNIT NOT ANOTHER ONE! NOW WHOS GONNA STAMP IT!? .. *teleports to stamp and stamps it* whelp, guess I gotta do this last one by myself.

That was a mistake, Silly could have never foreseen going on the fabled 'Coaster-Silly.'
... clenching jaws of spikes... giant spinning razors of fire.. spinning hammers.. wrecking balls.. that are also spinning and on fire..

*silly claps their hands and the entire theme park collapses* "WHELP! THAT WAS FUN." The others want to cry, but this is an everyday norm, it's not much crying over.

Everyone just sits there awaiting something happening, until silly breaks the silence.

"WELL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE! ATLEAST WE LEARNED SOEMTHING!" Kippa walks over, upset at the sudden end to her favorite game. ".
"What could we have possibly earned from that..?"

"THAT TOGETHERNESS MAKES ANYTHING EFFORTLESS!!!"
Flarbanarb actually decides to speak for the first time today.... "this isn't Bugbo." (IM SORRY MY FRINED TOLD ME TO ADD THIS)
".. oh.. sorry :("

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