
Crack Fucker made a Groupchat and added 4 others
Crack Fucker: behold.
Tweek Tweakin: craig what the fuck is this?
John Mulaney: is the meth in your coffee killing your braincells?
its a group chat
Crack Fucker: dont talk to my kitten like that
Clyddeeee: theres a blood chunk on my poop
Tupperware: tmi clyde, tmi.
Tweek Tweakin: i thought this was a safe space tolkien
John Mulaney: i wish the kkk still existed :(
Tupperware: what.
Crack Fucker: tweek the asian girls are making fanart for kyle and stan, we're free
Tweek Tweakin: i need to see that shit
Clyddeeee: (pretend theres style fanart here im lazy)
Tweek Tweakin: HELLP LMAOOO 💀💀💀💀
Tupperware: aren't they aslo shipping kyle and cartman...💀
Crack Fucker: no fucking way. 💀
Tweek Tweakin: and kenny and butters..
Clyddeeee: isn't kenny like super straight or something?? 💀
John Mulaney: These girls are fucking weird bro, its always china😒😒
Crack Fucker: LMAOO the paper just has a tag that says 'made in china' 💀💀
Clyddeeee: BYEE THATS DEVIOUS
Tupperware: guys i might have to cancel the sleepover
Clyddeeee: what??😠
Tupperware: my family is going on a vacation
Clyddeeee: im going to take a shit on your garden.
Tweek Tweakin: why do you have to be so rich
Crack Fucker: we can still have a sleepover at my place-
John Mulaney: hell yea, your mom is hot as fuck😈😈😈
Clyddeeee: she has an XL gyatt
Tweek Tweakin: for realll. if only i could tap that ass😩
Crack Fucker: ...
John Mulaney: bro is shook
Clyddeeee: bro is speechless
Tweek Tweakin: bro is flabbergasted
Tupperware: Bro is outraged
Clyddeeee: do NOT mess with bro🙅♂️
John Mulaney: guys i have a boner, anyone know any maidens that perhaps could be of some assistance?
Clyddeeee: crippled people can have boners???
Crack Fucker: yes you idiot, its his legs that are broken not his dick
replying too↪ John Mulaney: guys i have a boner, anyone know any maidens that perhaps could be of some assistance?
Tupperware⤴: idk rebbeca?
Tweek Tweakin: didn't she move too denver??
Crack Fucker: wait what?
Clyddeeee: wasn't she working at raisins tho??
Tupperware: thats weird💀
John Mulaney: clyde how do you know Rebecca was working at raisins?
Clyddeeee: 📠
Crack Fucker: Tolkien did you do the homework?
Tupperware: why are you asking me specifically?
John mulaney: because you're our slave
⬅Tupperware has left the groupchat
Crack Fucker has added Tupperware to the groupchat➡
Crack Fucker: Where do you think your going?
Tuppeware: you're*
⬅Tupperware has left the groupchat
Tweek Tweakin: LMAOAOOOIAOAO
Crack Fucker: bro💀
Crack Fucker has added Tupperware to the groupchat➡
Clyddeeee: AAHHH😣😣😣
Clyddeeee: ITS GOING TOO BLOWWWWW😫😫😫😫😫😫
John Mulaney: the earthquake is coming!!!
Crack Fucker: erm...
Tweek Tweakin: i put 4 shots of cow milk in his lactose free latte because of what he said too me yesterday.
Crack Fucker: isn't clyde lactose intolerant..💀💀
John Mulaney: thats wild tweek😭
Clyddeeee: ITS COMING OUTTTTTTT😫😫😫😫😫
Crack Fucker: GOD I CAN SMELL IT FROM MY ROOM CLYDE CLOSE YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WINDOW🙏🙏🙏
Crack Fucker: WHY IS IT LOUD HELP ME🙏🙏🙏🙏💀💀💀💀
Tweek Tweakin: i may or may not have given him a cheese danish instead of a vanilla bean one...🤗
Crack Fucker: HONEY YOU'RE AFFECTING ME MORE THAN HIM IT SMELLS LIKE AREA 51 IN HERE💀
John Mulaney: imagine living next to clydes bathroom window could NOT be me
Clyddeeee: AHHHHHH
Tupperware: i think clyde might need an exorcism because what kind of demons are possessing his butt crack..
Crack Fucker: had to evacuate my room with stripe or else we'ed both die out of intoxication
Crack Fucker: my room might need to be power washed with freebreeze
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Craigs Gang Makes a GroupChat
Humorsilly story i made for shits and giggles, don't yell at me if its out of character😛
