Castiel stares into Dean's eyes from across the room. Dean turns to Castiel and says "No Cas das gay". Castiel gets the blushies and the fluttery tummy feeling. Dean has just spoken. Castiel does not know what to do. Sam walks in. Dean looks at Sam. Jealousy fills Castiel. "WINCEST IS SHIT" Castiel screeches and runs away, as fast as a woosh.
Dean is confused. "Sammy da hell was dat" he asks. Sam shrugs and says "Dunno," Dean shrugs too and goes back to whatever he was doing. Sam turns on some music. Dean looks at Sam and says "Sam dat music is nasty" Sam turns to Dean and uses his bitchface. "Dean, dis music is gud." It is Ariana Grande. Dean is not impressed. Dean gets up and changes the station. He screeches in excitement as he hears the beginning of "Eye of The Tiger".
Castiel hears the noise as Dean screams. The sound reminds him of a sunny day, with velociraptors singing in the distance. Pure happiness. Castiel wants to savour the moment, but the music starts blaring. Castiel does not know of this song. In a mad panic, he runs into the room and attempts to sing along, to serenade Dean. As the vocalist begins to sing, Castiel loudly exclaims "LA LA LA LA LA" to the tune of the music. Dean glares at Cas with his candy apple green eyes. Castiel has never had a candy apple, but he has read fanfiction.
Sam has no idea what is going on. Sam is just a moose. Sam is confused.
Dean is upset with Cas. But Dean is lost in his ocean blue eyes. A soft voice in his head reminds him "Das gayyyy." Dean snaps out of it and says "Cas y u so rood all te time!?" Castiel is silent for a moment before running away again, but this time he is sobbing. Dean runs after him.
Castiel runs to the nearest bar, which happens to be right across the road. Dean follows him. Castiel cries. Dean sits next to Castiel. Castiel looks up at Dean. Dean's emerald green eyes lock onto Castiel's ocean blue ones. Castiel falls off of the barstool. Dean flirty with the lady next to him. Castiel kills her. Dean is shocked, but then he remembers he is dealing with Castiel and that this is normal. "Cas y u kill dat lady??" Dean asked. Castiel smiled sweetly "Bcuz u flirty wit her" Dean is confuzzled. "I always flirty wit da girls, tho." Castiel leaned close and whispered in Dean's ear "U wanna kno y they nevr call u back?" Dean nods. "Cuz I kill dem" Dean nods again and says "K."
Sam still has no idea what is happening. Sam is just a moose. Sam is very confused.
Dean suddenly smooches Castiel. Castiel smoochies him back. Suddenly Charlie walks in because she is not dead. She shrieks "U R GAY LIEK MEEEE!!" Cas looks at Charlie. "Hello Charles, yes we r te gay."
Charlie is sad because Castiel called her Charles.
Dean looks scared. Dean yells "NO HOMO." And then Castiel kills him.
The end
