Don't get mad... But my phone was on 4% and I couldn't find my charger so it died. I'm charging it now, but I still can't find the fucking chapter that I retyped.
So here's a DN one shot. (GenderBender)
L's POV
This case is really getting to me. For the first time , I actually have the urge to have a drink. Weird...
"Lana, let's have a girl's night out."
"Are you sure? What about the case?"
"Forget about the case, let's go. Just you, me, and Matsui."
Little does she know, a drunk Lana equals a Lana that reveals she's Kira.
"A-Alright, fine."
Perfect
I reach into my back pocket,pull out the key to the handcuffs and unlock them.
"We can't have any fun if we have handcuffs!"
Well in some cases.
We both stand up and start walking towards the door.
"Come on, Matsui!"
"Where are we going?"
"♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪"
".........."
*Quinn, what the shit is this?! You call that clean? Do it again, BRAT! ＼(・｀(ｪ)・)/*
We took a taxi to a near by bar. Because fuck humanity.
Lana's POV
Is she planning to get me drunk so I can slip up? Oh heeeeelll naw! I promise myself that I will not drink.
*Time Skip brought to you by Ryuk's Apples*
"I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING DRUNK!!!!"
WHAT?! DON'T JUDGE ME, I JUST THINK *hiccup* THAT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW!
"OMFG! I LOVE THIS SONG! LANA, DO YOU LIKE IT?"
"OMG, YAAAS, MATSUI, YAAAS! *hiccup*"
"WHAT'S A FUZZY PIE? OHHH IT'S A TELETUBBY, WHAT'S A FUZZY PIE?"
"something, something, WHAT UP PEOPLE!!!!!"
"Lana, are you Kira?"
"...maybe..."
*random guy walks up*
"Ohhh, hey sweet thing, how about we take this party to my house? "
"....SURE!"
I don't know what happened after that...
L's POV
The next morning, Matsui called in sick. Wonder why...
I still haven't seen Lana. Then, Lana walked in.
"Ummm, Ryoko. That guy I left with last night had AIDS..."
"*in poods voice* GOOD FOR YOUU!!"
THE END
Quinn... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! OOPS CAPS AND UNDERLINES THING IS STILL ON.
WELL TURN IT OFF!
NOOOOOOOO
boob squeeze
TEE HEE
One love Superwoman,-
STOP IT ALREADY!
*poods voice again* ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
