My opinions on my classmates! (Plus A bunch of random stuff-)

I wrote a story!

Once upon a time there was a beautiful, smart and stunning princess called Miu. Miu was the smartest and most beautiful person in the whooooooooole world! One day she was walking through her kingdom when she heard yelling. She quickly walked over to where the noise was comin from.

"The fucks happening over here?!?!?!"
*She yelled before realizing what was happening. Siting on the floor was a small, poor boy holding onto a loaf of bread while a cop tried to take it from him. People were shouting "THIEF! THIEF!"

She stormed over to the boy.

"You, thief! Tell me your name and why you stole!"
*She demanded, glaring down at the boy*

"M-My nmes C-Cockichi....! I stole the bread cause I'm poor....!"
The boy cried out.

Miu knelt down beside him and whispered in his ear
"Are you.....a homo.....?"

The boy was quiet for a second before replying
"Yes....yes I am...."

Everyone in the crowd gasped and started clapping and cheering. The cop apologized to Cockichi and let him go

Miu stood up and said one last thing to the boy
"Be gay.....do crime...."

With those four words, the boys whole world changed for the better......

The boy would become rich and marry a price from the emo kingdom and would have 69 kids because Mpreg exists and they'd live happily ever after.

For the beautiful, hot and sexy princess though, she would marry the most HANDSOME robot ever! Everyone thought these two were the perfect couple EVER!!! And they had kids and lived the happiest life ever!!!!!!!

THE END.