||'𝐌𝐝𝐳𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐓𝐨 𝐖𝐖𝐗 𝐀𝐬 𝐗𝐢𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐧||𝐌𝐃𝐙𝐒 𝐀𝐔||

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟐: '𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐘𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡'

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Wsp,
Here's another chapter for y'all to read, enjoy the chapter or not! (It ain't my problem if ya don't like it/Jk bro 😔)

Anyway bros, this is part 1 of this chapter cuz its 2 am rn 😦
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{Location: Control room}

K01L: "okay, so which ones first? Yo Zhihan pick for me"

Zhihan: "Can't you pick yourself? I'm lazy so let me lay down on this couch with this annoying bastard" Zhihan said as he glared at Mingsheng

Mingsheng: "I still don't get why you would ship me with Zhihan, he's fucking not paying my house bills"

K01L: "Cry about it"
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{Location: The reaction room}

People were already seated on their seats, everyone kept glancing at the yiling patriarch

Meanwhile, the juniors

Ouyang Zizhen: "That's the yiling patriarch? I thought people say that he's an old man?"

Lan Sizhui: "This is why we don't listen to rumors.."

Jin Ling: "Why is he with my A-niang anyway? Didn't he killed her?" He said while glaring at the knocked out yiling patriarch

Lan Jingyi: 'tch, young mistress as always..' "I dunno, but she looks like she really cared for him?"

Jin Ling glared at him

Jin Ling: "Shut your mouth, she's just giving him mercy"

Lan Jingyi: 'yeah right..'

K01L: "Yo I'm back, and I forgot to add another person but this time.. From the future"

Wei Ying: "Emperor's smile!-... Oh, where the hell am i?"

K01L: "Hey yiling gaytriach"

Everyone was jaw dropped, two Wei Wuxian's in one room?!

Wei Ying: "Uhh, where am I? Did I die again? I haven't finished drinking my Emperor's smile!"

K01L: "Uhh... No your not dead...Anyway, get your ass seated"

With a clap, Wei Wuxian was sitting down in the Lan sect? What's he doing in the Lan sect?

Wei Ying: "Oh, hi Lan Zhan!" Wei Ying greeted Lan Wangji

Everyone's jaws dropped again (Jingyi included because he didn't saw this in the first book 😔)

K01L: "Anyway, y'all going to react to him first cuz yuh.. Now bye"

The black box started glowing

Sect leader yao: "What's happening?"

Wei Ying: "I think I'm turning blind.."

Everyone looked at Wei Ying and thought to themselves 'is this really they yiling patriarch?'

(They gonna react to silly stuff first and angst before Xie Lian, I'm sorry 😥😔)

Wei Ying: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"

Everyone: "..."

The Yiling patriarch: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay now where the hell am I? Is this hell?"

Wei Ying: "No, you're in a room stupid"

The yiling patriarch: "The fuck are you calling stupid?! You look like a gay ass twink!"

Wei Ying: "...How the hell did you know..."

The yiling patriarch: "..."

Everyone: 'what did we just witness'

Jiang Yanli: "A-Xian behave"

The yiling patriarch/Wei Ying: "Shijie?"

(Skipping this reunion thing because I'm lazy as fuck and I don't want y'all to keep waiting 🤓☝)

The yiling patriarch: "You look stupid"

Wei Ying: "Bitch we're the same people"

Jiang Cheng: "Both of you shut the fuck up"

Jiang Yanli: "Boys behave"

Wei Ying: "what's with the music, oh look Lan Zhan it's us!"

Jiang Cheng: "Ew, gays"

Disciple#1: "I thought they said the yiling patriarch was an ugly old man"

Wei Ying/the yiling patriarch: "WHAT?! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!"

Disciple#2: "They also have portraits of you"

Wei Ying: "Alright... WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE WHO FRICKING MADE UGLY PORTRAITS OF ME HUH?!"

Everyone: "..."
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I'll cut it here for a bit,
I'm tired now :(

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