Clumsy Love

chapter 26

Veer:- biwi ji aaj sone ka irada nhi hai kya aapka?
Veer kitchen ke andar aate hue kahta hai jaha Anushka prasad bana rahi hoti hai
Anushka:- veer ji aap so jaiye ye banakar mein so jaungi
Veer:- Anushka ye sab karne ki kya zarurat thi hum kal kharid lete.
Anushka:- par mera man tha banane ka koi na puja ke baad agle din aap mat khana
Vo casually kahti hai
Veer:- mein bhi khaunga but pahle mein tumhari help karta hu
Vo uske pass akar khada ho jata hai aur mixture ko hath lagane wala hota hai ki Anushka uske hath par halka sa marti hai veer uski taraf confuse hokar dekhta hai
Anushka:- ye puja ke liye hai toh aap pahle hath dhokar aaiye
Veer:- sorry biwi ji
Fir veer hath dhokar idhar udhar napkin dundhne lagta hai
Veer:- biwi napkin kidhar hai
Anushka:- vahi hoga na
Veer:- nhi hai
Anushka:- accha isme hath poch dijiye
Vo elbow se apna dupatta uthati hai kyuki uske hath mein ghee aur besan ke laddu ka mixture laga hua tha veer uske dupatte ki taraf dekhta hai fir uski taraf
Anushka:- kya hua kya soch rahe hai saaf hai dupatta mera aise mat dekhiye

Veer:- tum sure ho ki mein ismein poch sakta hu
Anushka:- bol toh aise rahe hai jaise hath mein gobar lapet kar khade hai poch lijiye nhi toh chote baccho ki tarah apni lower pe poch lijiye

Ye sunkar veer usse ajeeb sa muh banakar dekhta hai aur uske dupatte mein apna hath pochta hai aur Anushka ki help karne lagta hai laddu banane mein. adhe ghante mein dono pura laddu bana lete hai aur fir veer aur Anushka ladduo ko alag alag karke rakhne lagte hai puja ke liye alag aur baki sabke khane ke liye alag aur Mr singhania ke liye specially sugar free laddu, veer bartan dho deta hai aur Anushka stove aur slab ko saaf karti hai aur kitchen mein pocha laga deti hai aur phir hath dhokar apne dupatte mein hath poch leti hai

Anushka:- hey shiv ji mein toh thak gayi, mera bilkul bhi chalne ka man nhi kar rahaaa-

Anushka bas bolti hi hai ki veer usse utha leta hai aur room ki taraf jane lagta hai
Anushka:- kya kar rahe hai utariye mujhe
Veer:- abhi toh tum kah rahi thi ki tumhe chalne ka man nhi hai toh bas utha liya
Anushka:- utariye mujhe mein khud chal-
Veer:- shhhh kitna bolti ho yaar tum muh nhi thakta tumhara.
Anushka:- nhi abb utariye mujhe
Veer:- aur nhi utara toh kya kar logi?
Anushka:- kuch nhi hmmp 😒
Veer chuckle karta hai aur room ke andar aata hai aur Anushka ko bed par betha deta hai.
Veer:- mein tumhare liye kuch laya tha
Anushka:- arey isse yaad aaya meine jo apke liye kharida tha vo toh diya hi nhi
Vo apne sar pe marte hue kahti hai aur cupboard ki taraf jati hai aur bag nikalti hai aur veer ko deti hai aur veer bhi usse ek bag deta hai
Veer:- kurta?
Anushka:- haa vo kal hum sab mandir jayenge toh aap vo apna daily wala custom suit pehente isiliye meine ye liya aapke liye kaisa hai
Veer:- meri biwi ki pasad hai toh acchi toh hogi hi, vaise mein jo lekar aaya hu vo toh dekho
Anushka paper bag mein hath dalti hai aur usme se saree aur jewellery nikalti hai but uski nazar price tag par jati hai saree cost 3 lakh rupees and jewelries are of diamonds
Anushka:- 3 lakh !!!
Vo bahut zor se chilakar kahti hai
Veer:- ismein itna hairan hone wali konsi baat hai sirf 3 lakh hi toh hai
Veer ekdam casually kahta hai aur Anushka usse muh khulla kar ke dekh rahi thi jaise usne apne samne ek bandar ko naagin dance karte hue dekh liya ho

Anushka:- aap pagal ho gaye hai kya itna mehnga lene ki kya zarurat thi aur jewellery ki toh bilkul bhi nhi thi vaise bhi mein jewellery ke name par kan mein choti se bali aur nose ring pehenti hu. Aap isse return kar dijiye mein ye accept nhi kar sakti
Veer:- thik hai then mujhe bhi tumhara gift nhi chahiye ye lo.

Taniya:- yn!!! Jaldi karna na mujhe nind bhi aa rahi hai
Yn:- haa toh kisne bola tha mehendi lagwane ko nhi lagwati tab bhi shiv ji ko koi problem nhi thi
Taniya:- accha ji meine bhi toh tujhe lagai thi kal meine toh aisa kuch bhi nhi kaha tha tujhe
Yn:- haa kyuki mein aapki tarah drama nhi kar rahi thi aur vaise bhi dopahar mein pura chidiyaghar bech kar sone ke baad bhi kah rahi ho nind aa rahi hai
Taniya:- haa toh kam bhi kiya hai meine, pta hai aaj mujhe Anu ki bahot yaad aa rahi hai yaad hai vo humare liye kapde select karti thi. Mehendi lagwane ke liye kaise hum teeno stone, paper,scissor khelte the
Taniya small smile ke sath apni mehendi ko dekhte hue kahti hai
Yn:- aur Anu di har jane ke baad drama karne lagti thi matlab har ke bhi jit jati thi.
Tabhi yn ka phone ring karta hai
Yn:- hello di!!! Pta hai apko aap sau saal jioge abhi hum apke bare mein hi bate kar rahe the
Anushka:- accha ji matlab mein nhi hu toh tum log mere piche meri burai karoge
Taniya:-hum padosh ki kamla(its just a random name please don't mind) aunty nhi hai jo teri chugli kare samjhi.
Yn:- accha di kya kar rahe the aap
Anushka:- prasad banaya tha aur abb mehendi lagwa rahi hu
Yn:- kisse
Anushka:- arey mere personal mehendi wale hai.