Kaidou Shun X Male Reader

Confrontation

Someone pulled me into an alleyway, it was Saiki.

What does he want? Is he trying to pick a fight with me or something?

He glared at me, maybe he does want to fight. I never thought I'd see him with any other expression than his normal blank one, I almost thought it must be stuck like that.

"Stay away from Kaidou."

What? It's not like he could've figured out what I'm trying to do, right? Maybe he has a crush on him and thinks I'm trying to steal him away? No, that doesn't seem right. Is he just paranoid, thinks I'm faking being nice to bully him? That's probably it, I wouldn't be surprised if that's happened in the past.

"If you don't like me, I can just leave you alone. I see no reason I should leave Kaidou alone though. He should be able to choose who he wants to hang out with, without you dictating his choices."

He appears to want to say more, but doesn't. He seems to be hiding something.

Once again, he speaks up.
"You're part of The Dark Reunion, aren't you?"

Huh? How? Did he actually figure it out or is he delusional and coincidentally assigned that role to me?

I laugh. "Are you delusional? What makes you think I'm part of this imaginary evil organization? I may have gone along with it earlier but that doesn't mean I believe that crap, I was just being nice."

Maybe this is some kind of weird joke? This should be a good reaction to get any possible suspension off of me.

"I didn't believe him, I don't think he fully believes it either. But you are highly suspicious and I'm not going to rule out the possibility, and you kept asking him so many questions. Like you were trying to get information."

This is annoying. "Like I said, I was just being nice and he seemed like he really wanted to talk about it so I was giving him a reason to continue, plus it's kinda cute when he's rambling on about that stuff."
That's not entirely a lie.
"Why are you so sure about it anyway? Are you psychic or something? Did some prophecy inform you of my betrayal?" I make a joke, but it could very well be true, if that turns out to be the case that's some pretty shitty luck.

"Of course not, I'm just your average highschool student."

"So let's say hypothetically I am part of The Dark Reunion...just what do you think you could do about that Mr. Average Highschool Student?" I ask wondering what this weak looking pink guy could possibly do to stop me.

"I'd tell Kaidou."

Oh, I guess he could do that. That would be a slight problem.

"And he'd believe that?" Of course he would, they're friends and he seems stupidly easy to convince.

"He would, I'm his friend and sidekick."

His sidekick?

"Apparently."

Oh, did I say that out loud?

"And what would happen after you tell him?"

"He would defeat you with his super cool powers."

That might be a problem. Even in his weakened state, we're not sure how much of his power he's regained, and since he remembers it might be more than we had first anticipated.

"He'd probably just think you didn't like me, what proof do you have?"

"For someone who's talking hypothetically you're getting really defensive."

Fuck.

"Umm I guess I got a little too into it. Could you let me go home now? It's getting pretty late, it doesn't seem like I'm going to convince you I'm not suspicious, and my parents will start to worry soon."

He walks away.

Okay. I'll figure out how to deal with him later.

For now, let's find the house I'm staying in. I pull out my phone and start the navigation.

A/N

Little Saiki drawings I made while writing this chapter

I've had this chapter written for a while, it was just on paper and I was having trouble finding it and didn't want to write it all over again, after I found it I was just too lazy to write it.

I have no idea what I'm doing with this story, I had it all planned when I started but Saiki keeps getting in the way of all my plans.