*Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up*
If U Break Our Friendship:
I'll Hang Myself With Noodles,
Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,Blast My Head With Water Pistol,Stop Smiling ,I'm Serious
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Just found a new way to combat global warming.
Blow all those candles off your birthday cake now!
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!! Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully,
"Heart Attack"
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
A Pathan was asked in jail.
What did you do?
Pathan: I robbed a bank
and deposited all the money in the same bank.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.
Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
My golden words for your birthday..."Smile while you still have teeth!"
Wht Hurts more dan losing a luvd one...??......
Solving the final accounts and finding dat ur balance sheet doesnt tally...!
Arjun:I can aim & shoot the eye of a fish:
.
Rajni:
.
I can break that fish's eye's cell's mitochondria's protein's terminal amino acids' peptide bond...
MIND IT!
True... marriages are made in heaven,
After all haven't we experienced with every bit of it..
Including the thunder and lightning!
If Money Ever Grew On Trees. . .
Girl's Wouldn't Mind Dating with Monkey sues...
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish ?A: Swimming trunks!
The two
most difficult things to achieve are:
1. To plant someone's money in your pocket!
2. To plant your idea in someone's head!!
The one who succeeds in both is....
.
.
.
A Wife!!
And the one who fails in both is a Husband!
i never make d same mistake twice.
3 times, mayb 4, but never twice.
A guy in plane
stood up & shouted
"HIJACK!"
All passengers got scared & raised
Hands
.
.
From other end Of the plane a guy
shouted back
.
.
.
"Hi JOHN"
A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
A determined guy can hide secrets better than CIA.
The only thing good that can possibly
be said about Monday is that it is only
four days away from Friday.
My Mothers MENU had only two items:
1: Eat it
2: Leave it.
You R 100% beautiful,
You R 100% lovely,
You R 100% sweet,
You R 100% nice, and
You R 100% stupid to believe these words...
