Empires SMP S1 Incorrect Quotes

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Lizzy: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Jimmy: Okay.

*later*

Katherine: Jimmy! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Lizzy, whispering: Deny everything.

Jimmy, loudly: That isn't a chair.

Katherine: *deep sigh*

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 Jimmy, peeling a banana: May I take your Jacket sir? Hahaha

Lizzie: Do you think other people can't hear you?

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Shrub: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.

Jimmy, referring to himself and Lizzie: Even us?

Shrub: Especially you two.

Lizzie:

Jimmy:

Lizzie: Petition to kick Shrub out so she stops insulting us.

Jimmy: Seconded.

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Scott: *is hugging Shrub*

Lizzie: Hey! It's my turn to hug Shrub!

Lizzie: *grabs Shrub*

Jimmy: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Scott: No, It's still my turn!

Shrub: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Lizzie: But we need the moral support!

Scott: And you're small! Which is cute!

Jimmy: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Shrub: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

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Shrub: It's just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they're less flavorful. I'm thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.

Lizzie, bored: Can't we just leave while they're distracted?

Jimmy, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?

Lizzie: I hate you.

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Shrub: I desire moisture.

Katherine: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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Shrub: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?