He's Hot! (note the sarcasm)

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Chapter 1

"Miss Anderson!" Mrs. Robinson shouted "Why on earth are you sleeping in my class?" she asked sweetly but I know she's angry

Hell, I know that woman for four years. She's not the person you want to mess with

What?

Yeah, I know I know. I just slept in her class. How can I blame myself? She's teaching a boring subject called Calculus! She teaches in a monotone voice!

Yeah! She's sooo boring my subconscious agreed.

Shut up! Just help me here. I sneered

Just tell her you had a nightmare and you can't sleep the whole night. my not-so-useful subconscious suggested.

"I-I-I'm sorry ma'am. I h-had a nightmare last night and I can't sleep. I'm surprised I wasn't bothered today. I'm sorry ma'am." I said hastily.

"Oh, it's okay Ms. Anderson, are you sure are you okay?" she asked worriedly "You can go to the clinic if you want."

Wow

"No no, I'm okay. Really, you don't need to bother. I'm really sorry sleep in your class. You can send me to detention if you want."

I really am, a good actress

She was about to say something but was interrupted by the bell.

Freedom! I don't need anymore of Mrs. Robinson's pity.

I was walking at the hallway when someone poked my shoulder. "That was the best excuse I've ever heard! You are a great actress!" Veronica, one of my friends laughed.

She's right. If I were in the place of Mrs. Robinson, I would have believed myself. Hey, I could sign up for drama club. I can be accepted. I hope they give me a role of a cat. I so wanted to be cat woman.

Did I mention I loved cats?

How smart. You forgot to mention them. there she go again

Will you stop interrupting me?! This is my moment!

Yeah right, hey hello there readers. I'm Krizia's subconscious. I'm definitely smarter than her-

Shut up! Why don't you make your own story and entitle it as Krizia's idiot subconscious?!

I think it's better if it's Idiot Krizia's subconscious.

You-

My argument with my oh-so-smart subconscious was interrupted by Jessica's shriek.

Me and Veronica looked at her. "What happened?" we both asked.

"It's Jason Black!" she squealed

"What? Oh my gawd! Look it's Jason Black!" I shouted at everyone.

We ran to the cafeteria and decided to wait for him there.

Well, as you see, Jason Black. I think you have an idea

Did you say the school's badboy?

You are definitely right.

Jason Brown is the the typical badboy in every school. First, let's talk about how he looked like. He has brown eyes, dark hair. He is hot! Like sizzling hot! He's handsome.

Well his attitude, he hooked up with most of the girls in here. He also hooked up with my friends.

I'm trying to make myself be like most girls.

You mean the ones who like him.

I don't want to be named as the hard-to-get girl who pretends she hates the badboy but only wanted attention. Then the badboy falls inlove with her and then The End.

Can't you imagine? That's just impossible! Especially now that many girls loved to play hard-to-get. I don't get why in every book, there's only one girl who hates the badboy. I can't imagine that.

What if all those girls study in one school? They must've made an anti-jerk club and that so-called jerk won't even notice because he was enjoying his life. 

The truth is I wanted to be one of them.

I don't like the badboy. I also don't hate him. He didn't hurt me or what.

Ok, he's a jerk who hooked up with most girls and broke their hearts. It's their fault.

Why do they have to fall for him if they knew he was just going to play with them?

Ok, back to the topic. I don't like him because I wanted to enjoy my single life.

But why pretend to like him?

Like I've said before, badboys like to chase girls and those who hate him make it more challenging. So I play the easy to get girl.

I'm too busy enjoying my life to mess up with him. I hope I don't have to be with him until I graduate. I'm trying my best to be unnoticed..

Wow! That was a long discussion

My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the cafeteria door, opening.

"Krizia, there's Jason" Venice poked my hand when we were seated.

Oh right

"Look! It's Jason Black!" I squealed

"He's so handsome" someone I don't know sighed dreamily.

He walked arrogantly and the girly comments continued.

"He's drop dead gorgeous."

"I bet he's single." someone whispered

He walked to his friends and many said something like 'He's the one' 'I think I fell inlove with him' 'He's freakishly hot!' and other blah blah blah.

"Oh my god! Jason is sizzling hot! I wanna lick his abs!" I commented.

When he reached his friends, all the students went on with their daily lives. I also turned to my friends which are by the way, glaring at me.

"What?!"

"You just made the most disgusting comment I ever heard." Lexi said angrily

"Seriously? Kriz? You want to lick his abs?" Alicia asked

Eeeww! Yuck!

"Okay fine, I'm sorry" I raised my hands in defeat.

"You definitely be. You just caught his attention" Leanne scoffed.

I can't believe they're my friends.

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Hey there readers! This is my first chapter. I hoped you like it.

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