paisley pov :
I was knocking on my crush's swamp house door and a woman named Fiona answered the door "Hello..?" She said I looked down almost crying "Is.. Shrek here?". I say she looking at me like I'm insane "SHREKK" she yells before Shrek comes out.
"Paisley-chan what are you doing here!?" Shrek says blushing "W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-well i-i l-l-l-l-like y-y-you!" I say blushing. Shrek looks around "I like you too!" HE says hugging me.
"HEY HES MINE," Fiona says angrily "B-b-b-but I love him!" I say with a tear falling from my eyes. Shrek notices and says "Fiona get out of my swamp I love Paisley now" When Fiona hears this she runs crying.
And we live happily ever after and love eachother so much and Fiona dies in a ditch
