getting caught lacking by truck-kun and arrival to Chaldea

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Welcome to this fic and don't expect some good shit I made this out of boredom(plus Its a crackfic ig)

Simple background for James
A fan of fate
Loves to watch anime and play games
And is decently well known in his school
Parents are deceased
And currently is 15
And currently is living alone
And has no friends(he's friendless lolol)




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James:shut the fuck up(grabs the alarm clock and turn it off)
James:man what time is it
James:7:20!!
James:FUCK(gets up and sprint to the bathroom)

Time skip brought to you by a mini shirou

James:(locking the door)
James:man I gotta go(starts sprinting out)

  (Got the same treatment as the lady that got spawn camped by the truck in zombie land saga)

A few moments later

(Alr for our MC I'll just put J why since am lazy)
J:ugh

(Currently in a black void)

J:where the hell am I(panicking)
???:do not panic young one...
J:WHO SAID THAT!?!?!
???:me young one

(Basically he's currently seeing a big black humanoid entity)

J:WHAT THE FUCK
???:calm down
J:HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN WHEN I DONT EVEN KNWO WHERE AM I
???:your currently in the void
J:the void??
???:it's the place before you get judged to either go to heaven or hell
J:am dead!?!?!
???:yes but you weren't supposed to die by that truck it was supposed to be someone else
I:so your saying I died when it's not my time yet!!!(Angry)
???:precisely but since this was an incident you get three wishes
J:wishes??(Calmed)
???:yes wishes you can wish for anything
J:can I wish to be alive?
???:sadly you can't well not in this world but you can wish to be reborn in any world this includes fictional worlds
J:there's fictional worlds?
???:yes like your favourite series and game fate grand order
J:so let me get it straight I can wish to be isekai to FGO?
???:yes and you get 3 well now 2 since you wanna be brought to FGO  so better start thinking on who you want to be

Time skip brought to you by mini sakura

J:alr I figured it out
???:hmm alr found out on who you want to be?
J:yeah
???:tell me who do you want to be?
J:I can be anyone right?
???:yes you can wish to be anyone
J:then I wanna be shirou Emiya the version I want is oath under the snow shirou
???:granted you will turn into him after you get sent to the world you picked so what's the last wish
J:give me the skill and memory of oath under the snow shirou
???:may I ask on why do you want that wish?
J:since im gonna get sent to Chaldea I would probably meet miyu so I want his memories  and skill so no one suspects me
???:wise choice and consider it granted
J:so am gonna get sent to Chaldea now?
???:yes currently the last master is about to summon
J:goodbye ig
???:I do hope you enjoy this life now James or shirou emiya
J:I'll try to enjoy it
???:*snaps finger*

(James get covered in the blinding light)

???:there I did what you wanted
???:good job
???:was there any reason on why you wanted to isekai that one?
???:yeah he might bring me good entertainment
???:*deadpanned*that's it?
???:yeah anyways shall we see him now?
???:ig so
???:plus I did make it so no one can find out he's a reincarnated person not even the true magic users can find out
???:huh that's neat

(It cuts to ritsuka and mashu  and da Vinci about to summon)

Ritsuka:alright time to get new servants
Mashu:senpai uh are you gonna be okay?
Ritsuka:yeah why?
Mashu:uh since last time
                           (Flashback)
Ritsuka:goddamit
Ritsuka:why the fuck do I keep getting black keys and mapo tofu
Ritsuka:(currently saying every curse word that exist)
Mashu:(traumatized)
                     (Flash back ended)
Ritsuka:oh right I forgot you were there(embarrassed)
Ritsuka:but don't worry I feel like this am gonna get myself a new servant(excited)
Mashu:alright senpai

A few moments later
Ritsuka:WHY
Ritsuka:(currently having a meltdown after getting black keys and mapo tofu)
Mashu:senpai there's one more left maybe this is it?
Ritsuka:maybe (praying to the goddess/god of luck to get a servant)
Ritsuka:alright

As he prayed, the alter lit up, temporarily blinding the two from how bright the light was as the light fade away revealing a card with a woman holding a bow

As the card disappeared a servant appears

Servant archer  I ask are you my master?

(He basically looks like oath under the snow shirou)

Ritsuka:yeah may I ask what's your name?
Shirou:I am shirou emiya(this is gonna take a while to get used being called shirou emiya)
Shirou:master who's the woman beside you and where are we?
Ritsuka:oh this is mashu say hi and we are inside Chaldea
Mashu:hello shirou-san
Shirou:Chaldea what's that?
Ritsuka:Chaldea was made to save humanity by fixing singularities
Shirou:ah alr master
Ritsuka:do you want a tour shirou?
Shirou:sure master
Da Vinci:wait here's shirou's stats

   Name: shirou emiya
   Class:archer
                       Parameter
Strength:C                       endurance:C
Agility:C+                               Mana:B+
Luck:E                                  NP:?
                
                     Class skills
Independent Action:B
Magic Resistance:C

                  Personal skills
Clairvoyance:C+
Mind's Eye (True):B

(Yes he's buffed in here+i took those stats from archer and buffed it a bit he still has the signature E rank luck tho)

Da Vinci:uh ritsuka look at this
Ritsuka:huh?
(Sees the stats)
Ritsuka:did something went wrong why can't we see the NP?
Mashu:shirou San can you still use your noble phantasm?
Shirou:yeah I can but I consider them last resort tho
Ritsuka:well at least you can still use them let's continue the tour then
Shirou/mashu:okay master/senpai

Time skip by mini oath under the snow shirou throwing hands with mini angelica

Ritsuka:and our final destination the cafeteria
Shirou:the cafeteria huh(time to see the others and archer)
(Ps the only reason he is calm is because he received memories of shirou+he's doing his best to remain a stoic expression)

*Inside the cafeteria*
Currently it's lunch time and we see Artoria+her counterparts in there natural habitat eating

Artoria/lily/lancer/alter/ruler/lalter/archer/caster/berserker/salter/MHX/MHXAL/MHXX/MDXAL:archer More please
Alongside Ishtar+her rider counterpart with her sister the Emiya family sakura+his counterpart+astrea(I think basically luvia)+Gil and his counterpart(archer was forced to come by his child and caster version)+other servants
Ritsuka:*clap's hand*may I please have your attention!
Every servant in the room looks toward ritsuka and mashu
Artoria:what is it master?
Ritsuka we got a new servant you can come out now
Shirou(comes out)uh hello my name is shirou emiya archer class
Currently Ishtar and her counterpart+sister astrea the Emiya family especially miyu is shocked archer gil is mad archer+alter were shocked and currently alter is thinking about shooting himself with kanshou and bakuya while archer is about to unleash rule breaker to kill himself
Miyu+illya and her counterparts:ONI CHAN
Artoria and her counterparts:SHIROU
Ishtar and her counterpart+ereshkigal:SHIROU
Astrea:SHEROU
Sakura+counterpart's:SENPAI
irisveil:so this is shirou
Kiritsugi:*silent*
Shirou:uh hi?























To be continued
(Plus I borrowed some parts from what happens when you summon shirou to Chaldea so make sure to read it:D)



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