pip was driving in hellpark in Damiens car and he was driving fast being stoopid and he crashed the car and pip came home he said "Damien love" and Damien replied "yes honey??", "I uh crashed the car",get in the other car we are getting 668768768686587 condoms","o-oh dear"
*after they get condoms*
YOU ARE READING
hellpark pip x damien smut (for a joke)t
Romansthis is a joke but I'm writing it bc I wanted topo