Night At the Museum

No Touching Zone

"Didn't expect your friend to run off like that did you?" Kah asks sat back on his pretend throne.

"He's coming back, Ka-Ka-Ro. Sure as moon shines on a mongoose, he'll be here" Jed tells Kah.

"I would save my breath if I were you. You don't have many left."

"hal taelam kam 'akrahiki?" (Do you know how much I hate you).I ask crossing my arms.

hadha li'anak naeim wa'akhuna yusaeid fi dhalika. kan wala yazal naemaan. laqad jaealani 'akun alrajul alsayiy." (Thats because you are soft and our brother help with that. He was and still is soft. He made me out to be the bad guy.)

I scoff "lam yafaeili, laqad jaealt min nafsik alrajul alsayiy bimufradik!" (he did not, you made yourself the bad guy all on your own!)

"taeal alan, 'ana wa'ant naelam 'anah kan yajib 'an 'akun ealaa alearsh!" (Oh come now, you and I both know I should have been on the throne!) I rolled my eyes "Or do you think differently?"

"Yes" I snapped

"Why?"

"Because my other and father did not want you to have the throne. They knew you were power hungry. That's why they gave it to Ahkmenrah."

"Oh my beloved sister I was the best ruler and now that you are with me you can rule with me like you did for our baby brother." Kah tried to grab my hand, but I move a way. "Like hell I will."

"You will learn that I am right and will rule by me if you know what's good for you."

"I'd rather die all over again than rule with you." I mutter.

"Look a little nervous there, Ramen Noodle, 'cause for me, this is like a spa treatment. Sand baths are really rejuvenating for the skin. Exfoliates. Giving up yet?" Kah is tapping his leg up and down with
nerves.

"Not quite yet, no. In fact, let's see if we can't make time fly" Kah shakes the hourglass.

"Kahmun stop please. You should honor your word of giving Larry an hour."

"What is that funny sound?" the large window is then crashed into and something that resembles a plane comes crashing into the room.

"Stop!" Kahmunrah yells "right there, please, Mr.
Daley. Well. Well, well, well. You certainly know how to make an entrance, Mr. Daley. I hope for your little friend's sake, here, that you also figured out the combination"

"Give me Jed and Anippe" Larry walks over to Kah as some guards grab hold of me

"Oh, no, no, no. First, give me the combination and hand over that tablet."

"I'll give you the tablet and the combination when you release my friends and give them back to me"

"I shall release what I want to release the moment I want to release it"

"kahamunat faqat 'uetih jayid 'aw hataa 'ana." (Kahmunrah just give him Jed or even me) I shout getting irritated.

"I'll release what I want to release at the exact moment that I want to release it, okay. Tell me the combination and give me that tablet right now or I shall kill you and all of your friends, starting  with the little shaggy-headed little cowman here"

"I ain't shaggy-headed. Gigantor, let me take this guy" Jed yells

"Don't worry, I got this handled. You don't want to give me my friends, then you're not gonna get your combination or your tablet"

"All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing."

"That's what they called you?"

"No they called him Kahmunrah the weakling" I laugh and the guards tighten their grip.

"Oh shut up!" Kahmunrah states with glaring at me. It was worth it.

"No they called me Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty, who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is right now. Hand over the tablet along with the combination!"  I roll my eyes at Kahs childish behaviour.

"Sorrv Jed. Look I'll give the combination after you him back." Larry goes to grab Jed from Kahmunrah.

"How dare you. If you touch that again, I shall kill you right now. Do not touch this. This is a no-touching zone"

"Good. Well, then..." Larry tried to take Jed again.

"Oh, my God! I can't believe you reached across like that again. I can't even believe it. Oh, God, I want to kill you right... If you didn't know this combination, you'd be so dead right now, it would be unbelievable" Kah really is acting like a child that is just having one huge tantrum

"Great, but I do know the combination"

"Don't cross this line with your hand!" Larry goes to take Jed once more "how dare you! If you speak again, I'm going to kill you. Do you understand this? don't say it!" Larry tries to talk "oh, God, I see you getting ready"

"I wasn't gonna say anything" Larry shrugs. I'm not really sure what Larry is trying to do right now, but watching this is actually quite funny.

"Oh, my God, don't say anything. I shall murder you if you talk again. Now give me that tablet and tell me the combination."

"Okay. After you give me Jed, Anippe and release my friends"

"You did all three. You spoke and you reached your hand across"

"Look. I can talk to you about this all night, okay?"

"How about this? how about I don't kill you right now, like I really, really want to, and I give you precisely five seconds to give me that tablet and tell me the combination"

"We already got the combination. It's pi" Al Copone walks in with Napoleon, Ivan and the other guards.
I sigh and roll my eyes with Larry being stupid and  knowing that the underworld is now going to be realse.