jake/taken/half demon/ dont make me mad/ 18/ half angel/ half demon/ prince of the fire realm/ rich/ 7'8/ gets all the girls/ nonchalant/ handsome/ married to princess of the ice territory/ likes to touch adolescents/ hamon user/ has darkside/ sigma/ alpha/ captain of football team/ anger issues/ mafia boss/ likes to call little sister cute/ powerful/ has really long magic wand/ curbs stomps kids/ divorced parents/ wears black or red suits that matches sexy physique/ infinite aura/ muscular/ mogs everyone stared down at emily/ single/ angel/ has rich father.. like a bug under his shoe..
he fucking HATED blondes... b-b-b-b-b-b-b-because the girl his father cheated on his mother with was blonde...........
but emily looked up at him like he was a god!!!!!
"o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh jakey wakey lakey flakey bakey baby booboo bear..." emily sighed... "you know i didn't mean to sleep with the whole school, right?..."
jake cackled like a little retard..
"i can't believe you... stinky poopoo head!! ill never forgive you..." he snarled, before strutting off and making out with the schools principal..
the end!! i need to sleep this isnt funny
