From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of soace, comes a legend...
The legend of AmbuKlance. A mighty space ambulance.
"Help! Help! Fire!" Screamed the voice of a small alien, whose house caught fire.
"Fear not, small Arusian!" Yelled out a courageous voice
"We are here to help!"
"Uh... Yeah" calmly said another voice
"Keith, you are ruining the razzle"
"Shut up, Lance! It's your fault we've formed into an ambulance"
The two argued like a married couple
"Wait, an ambulance?" Questioned the Arusian "How are you gonna put out the fire?"
Lance, who looked like he was just asked a math question, paused for a minute, and then he asked
"Put out the fire?"
"This is the idiot I decided to love" whispered Keith, before asking the Arusian what their name is
"My name is Oglop" answered the Arusian
Screams of terror were heard from the burning house. Oglop widened their eyes in fear.
"Oh no!" They cried "my husband is still in there!"
The AmbuKlance rolled its wheels and drove inside the burning house.
What were they thinking? They cannot put out fire, they were an ambulance. Keith was the top part of the ambulance, Lance was the wheels. Other than that, they share all the functions of the vehicle.
The Ambulance followed the screaming voices and went further deep into the fire.
There was, indeed, an Arusian trapped inside.
"What do we do, Keith?" Asked Lance
"Back it up and open the back doors!" Commanded Keith
Lance, being the wheels, did a donut spin until the back part of the ambuKlance was facing the Arusian, and proceeded to reverse with open doors.
"Get inside!" Shouted Keith "Get inside us!"
And so the Arusian, with no other choice, went deep inside them.
The ambuKlance escaped the fire with the saved Arusian by crashing into the wall and making a hole, making the situation of the house worse. All the walls then fell into debris.
Oglop's husband exited the ambuKlance. Safe and sound.
"Oh my dear husband" calmed down Oglop "Thank you, ambuKlance for saving my husband"
"Always happy to help" replied Lance
"But now what do we do about the house?" Asked Oglop, pointing at the now pile of ashes from what used to be a house.
