Sins

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[ Confession booth]

Woozi: I committed all deadly sins in 30 minutes

Priest: Wow I gotta hear this

Woozi: I was angry and envious of my neighbour so I seduced him and ate all his groceries and Didn't share.

Priest: You forgot pride.

Woozi:  No. I am pretty proud of this.

Priest: ...........

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