Incorrect Quotes I got from Abbott Elementary

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by aeiou721

by aeiou721

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Gold: *to Evan abt Emilee* Go help her damn! What if she needs to reach a book on the middle shelf?

Evan: *sprints*

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Lucas: If anyone can appreciate a few extra holes in they body it's Jesus.

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*Funneh comes back into the classroom after having a discussion with Mr.Draco.*

Gold: Oh my gosh, what did he say to you? Are you getting detention?

Funneh: Worse. He mumbled and I didn't hear him.

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Celeste: Last time I trusted someone to shuffle, I lost a kidney.

Alec: I am all in!

Roberu: She didn't even put down the cards yet!

Alec: ... I meant.. emotionally.

Roberu: ...

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Gold: *looking at Liv's dead body* She pale like a zombie!

Gold: You know they eat the ✨😚🧚‍♀️hottest people🧚‍♀️😚✨ first, lemme back my ✨tasty ass✨ up.

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Alec: *unloading a bunch of things* Aly, I see you. I saw you see me making three trips, you couldn't have helped me?

Aly: I could've. That was an option. *walks away*

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Funneh: *looking at Rainbow* Working before work? Couldn't be me.

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Funneh: *at Gold and Kyran in the concert* Can you twerk? You look like you can, but I may be wrong.

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Elijah: Alec can be so selfish! Like last week he wouldn't pretend to be my son at the McDonalds so I can order a happy meal.

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Miss Scarlet: No cameras in the bathroom! But if you're wondering if I have a bidet, I be-DO.

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Yeah, I'm done for now, might add more.