Hogwarts- School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Potions Class with Slughorn (or Snape)

Guys, I put and exclamation mark next to the potions that are mine. I spent ages coming up with these original potion ideas so please do not plagiarise. At least ask first if you would like to post it elsewhere. You guys can comment your own potions if you want, I'll give you credits and add them. Ty! P.S. some are just downright silly- like the first one!

Gas Emitting Elixir (!)

Essence of a toad

Burp of a gullon

Spray of a skunk

Wart of a warthog

Stinkweed

Rotten maggots

Anteater pus

Instructions:

Pour the essence of a toad in to cauldron and let it simmer for 5 minutes

Carefully release the burp of a gullon while chanting "IT STINKS!"

The potion should be turning grey by now

Coat the wart of a warthog with the spray of a skunk

Stir the potion 4 times clockwise

Drop the wart coated with the spray into the pot gently

The potion should be turning dark green by now

Stir the potion 4 times anti-clockwise

Tear the stinkweed into small pieces and scatter around the potion

Dice the maggots and add to the potion

Squeeze the anteater pus into the cauldron in small dollops

Mix the potion quickly until it turns brown

Add to food or drinks in small portions.

Will cause excessive gas.

Do not serve directly or else victim will be hospitalised for extremely violent and stinky gas repeatedly for a few days.

Caution: It's preferable to wear gloves and an oxygen mask while brewing the elixir

By: Umber, Ravenclaw: 

The Fame Potion (It makes you the most famous person for 3 days):

Ingriedients:

Tear of a SphinxRoar of a thestralThe light flash of a 'Avada Kadavra' spell (u just gotta catch the light)The doubt of an impA feather of a hippogriffThe laugh of Death itself

Here we go:

WARNING!: PERFORM UNDER THE NIGHT SKY UNDER THE FULL MOON

First, put the light flash of Avada Kadavra (it's usually green) into the cauldron and let it boil until it has the consistency of normal water.Then, add the tear of a sphinx into it (from an appropriate distance, cuz Ultraviolet light will blast into the sky)Mix thoroughly.Add the doubt of an imp.The potion will turn pink.After that, add the feather of a hippogriff.The potion will turn blue, but evaporates acid, so make sure to put on a mask vefore adding the feather.After that, add the roar of a theatralisch bit by bit, carefully. (Thestral's laugh likes to escape, so carefully... It's REALLY hard to catch a Thestral's laugh)Finally, add the laugh of death itself.The poution will turn completely pitch black.Mix thoroughly and drink exactly 300 ml.If you drink more, it could turn you insane and you'll end up in St.Mungos faster than you can say butter beer.

Enjoy being famous!!!!!!

Potion of Fellen. (By Mui, Gryffindor)

One Fellen tail,

A glass of Fellen poison,

Three drops of star,

One bottle of Red Silver Wine,

And two glasses of Pure tears.

Set the fellen tail into the cauldron which have already been readied with boiling water. 

Wait until you can smell leafs(Could take hours).Than open the glass of Fellen poison upside down and make sure to wear a gas mask and warn other students of this! Once you can see a mix of purple and green swirls may you move onto your next ingredient.

Drop a single droplet of star in the cauldron and wait five minutes. Repeat the process until you don't have any more. Stir the mixture together until it reaches 100°.

Slowly poor the wine into the cauldron as you continue to stir it(make sure it's Red Silver Wine, any other may cause it to explode, leaving Fellen's deadly gases everywhere.

Lastly poor all of the True Tears into cauldron as you stir it diagonally.Freeze for ten hours, no more, no less.

Once you have done it leave it outside overnight(at least 10 hours, or more) than check on it in the morning. You should be able to control plants with simple spells and you may even be able to create your own Fellen gas. This was also allow you to become immune to their poison. Good for when you need to get one.

More updates shall come once a week, so be sure to check!