(Guess who's back after approximately 7 months. ME 😜. Anyway enjoy this crack fic Lmao.)
I'm doing this fic with a GN y/n 🫶✨.
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.Neuvillette, Furina and Y/N are comfortably sitting in his office among a calm atmosphere, when all of a sudden.......
Furina: My dear IUDEX, it would be great if you gave the Sun a chance, you're very pale, it's concerning.
Y/N: You're so pale, if "The Phantom of the Opera" was a person, you would be it.
Furina: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Neuvillette: *flabbergasted*
Y/N: *WHEEZING* I'M SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE, YOU'RE AS PALE AS A BAG OF FLOUR.
Furina: Phantom of the opera just called, they want their GHOST BACK- HAHAHAHAH
*Thunder crashes from a nearby distance and it starts to rain*
Y/N: I'M SORRY HYDRO DRAGON DON'T CRY.
(THIS was probably lame AND mean but hey, it's a crack fic😔
I didn't find any other method to write this. IF I come up with another method, I'll make sure to post it a few months later😜
BYE NOW LOVELIES🫶)