𝓔𝔁𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓻𝔂 Helluva Boss x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ℙ𝕚𝕝𝕠𝕥 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕥𝕨𝕠

                                                                              zoey's pov 

The commercial starts 

3....2....1....

"Hi I'm Blitz, the "o" is silent and I'm the founder of I.M.P. "Are you a peice of sh*t that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who go FU*KED over by someone else!?"

The scene changed as Blitz was holding a piece of paper that said 'Some guy who hired us.' "After lovingly killing my wife for Fu*king a deliverly man, it's not a shocker that I ended up here after the state of Ohio killed me." The red monster said. "I just wish I could stick It to that yappy jogger who saw me hiding the body."

"Well thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can take care of your unfinished business  by taking care of anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" Blitz said as the scene changed and it showed Moxxie, Millie and I drawing a symbol on the floor as we went into the human world.

The jingle

When you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!                                                                                                              Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide!   The Immediate Murder Professionals!

We do our job so well, because we come straight up from Hell!

We all looked at each other awkwardly bc we accidently ended up in a church.

We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife! The Immediate Murder Professiona-

The song ended because Moxxie accidently shot a kid

Flashback 

"Doctor he's not responding!" One nurse said. "More water stat!." The other nurse said. "That didn't do anything." The one from before said. "Move out of the way I'm not losing another one. Clear!" The doctor yelled as they used electric shock on the kid as he woke up. "Holy sh*t it actually worked."

In the waiting room Millie was rubbing Moxxie's head. As me and Blitz were sitting by each other reading a book. The doctor came out and looked at us.

"The kid appears to be in stable condition but he'll need surgery. Now what kind of insurance provider do you freaks have?" The doctor asked as Blitz and I looked at each other before responding with "The f*ck is insurance?" We said at the same time. We exchange a quick glance before getting thrown out with the kid as we landed back in I.M.P.

"I'd like to go on a limb and say that incident was Loona's fault, dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target." Moxxie said do the wolf demon who's eyes was currently glued to her phone. "Oh sit on a d*ck moxxie" Loona said. "You sit, sit on the a-an t-th d-do your job!" Moxxie yelled slamming his hand on the table. "Uh hey, we don't blame our screw-ups on Loona ok, she didn't to anything wrong." Blitz said snuggling up to his daughter while she started growling at him. For some reason he says that I'm her mother I don't know why though. "Are you kidding me sir, she's awful." Moxxie said. 

Flashback

"Hello I.M.P?" Loona said picking up the phone. "Loona me and Zoey got stabbed call Mox-" She hung up the phone before Millie could finish her sentence.

Flashback

"Happy adoption anniversary Loonie, got ya little something." Blitz said giving her a box. "Is it a cure fore snillvlus." She asked glaring at him. "I- no." Blitz said looking down. "Then I don't want it!" Loona said throwing the present to the ground. As she did spiders crawled all over her. "Ughh!" Loona growled as she looked at Blitz who was outside. "I'm sorry less spiders." Blitz said. "Gosh darn it."