Minchan Smuts (mainly)

sound of the police

Smut
Police au

I do not mean to demean any job or perspective it's just a fragment of imagination

Things bout to get freakkkkyyyyyyy

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Morning
2:45 am

This shit hit him harder than the tequila he had last night
Apparently he's supposed to wakeup at this ungodly hour and protect the already doomed world
He believed polices are of no use as real stuff never gets justice and stinky people just benefit off of the bribe

ironic thing to be stated by a police officer himself

He's getting ready for his night shift
For God knows what reason
He cusses at his job

"Why the fuck do you criminals not sleep at night"

Good question Lee minho
He put on his cap and revolver at the back of his pants but didn't wear his uniform, just casual trousers and polo tee-

Noona neomu yeppeo micheo-

His phone rang

"Oi"
"What the fuck Felix"
"Wear that damn uniform hyung"
"Who's tits got harvested this late?"
"MAN STOP ASKING ME JUST WEAR OR FLY HERE NAKED"
"would prefer the latter"
"I'll jump off a table"
"That's gay"
"Not gayer than you man"
"Shit"
"What"
"Nothing I just smelled some raging gay hormones from my phone"
"Ohhhh- OYE MF"

and he cuts the call to proceed wearing that uniform
Good to go leeknow

He stood up to step out of his condo with his revolver spinning in his hands and his little eyeliner was shining brightly under the moonlight

Yes, as Minho quotes, you can kick ass better with a hot smokey eyeliner on

"Man I can't get peaceful sleep just WAIT TILL I GET TRANSFERRED TO THE HEADQUARTERS- then all I'll do is sleeppppp~~"

He talked to himself while skipping through the basement spinning the revolver in his hands

He did look like a badass main lead with the quirky side to him

He walks out to get his beloved bike linos out of the parking lot

"Shu porang porang linos"

He says before he revs up the bike, he glanced at himself in the rear mirrors and damn his eyeliner was smudged

"This must've happened when I was changing oh GOOOOODDDDD"

he proceeds to accelerate his vehicle

Until

He stops by
A bus stop
The place where the bus stops

He decided to waste some time here and there, he really had no plans to report his branch

Plus points that he's in his uniform the locals will think he's patrolling

He sat there on the bus stop, drinking water, until a guy came running to the bus stop, he was screaming something on the phone

"THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I TOLD YOU TO WAKE ME UP EARLIER HAN-"

"NOT MY FAULT YOU SLEPT GOOD AFTER SO LONG"

"I'LL MISS MY FLIGHT IF I DON'T GET THIS BUS"

"MAN JUST POSTPONE IT"

"NOT POSSIBLE I HAVE A MEETING AT 10 AM TMR"

"DAMN CHIHUAHUA SHUTUP "

"WHAT A BITCH "

and he cuts the call and sits beside Minho