On one particular friday morning, a beta male named B got on fortnite with his alpha males named Lawd Crayon and JUUL vapeianna.
They had a twerk off to the song hammer smashed face by Cannibal Corpse before getting on a game but they all lost because 6ix9ine was there and he was OILED RAHH. Then they loaded up some battle royale.
On their first game, they drop nitroskibidi and died almost IMMEDIATELY because JUUL vapeianna aka disabled broken sold the game awfully badly. The same formula runs for another few games.
"Die again and im making you marry aj alpini" said Lawd Crayon. With clear anger in his voice. JUUL vapeianna begins crying to "a grave mistake" by ice nine kills. Which is on her favorite album, get scared.
"YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF-" JUUL vapeianna gets interrupted by B who was annoyed of her singing voice raping his eardrums.
A couple of centuries or sm go by and oreos get mentioned. Both the alpha leaders JUUL vapeianna and Lawd crayon agree that chocolate oreos are mid as hell. This pisses off the beta male, B.
Almost immediately after the alpha wolf Lawd crayon agrees that chocolate oreos are mid, B crashes out and runs away from the pack in slo mo to the mha intro. Wow wtf
After B leaves, Lawd Crayon and JUUL vapeianna discuss what the fuck happened, "did he just leave?" "I guess so.." "why? Its over an opinion what the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴"
JUUL vapeianna and Lawd Crayon try to find a replacement for B leaving. But no beta male in the area could replace B. Because of how damn overpowered B is. To be continued....
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Chocolate oreo Redemption (Rated R)
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