"Stupid Frenchie."

Guess who's back?

(This part is in the third person!)

It was the first day of high school. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, truly rare occurrences in that winter wasteland they call South Park. Where was Stan, you may ask? Well-

"WAKE UP, TURD!!!"

...I was going to say he was in bed before Shelly interrupted me.

Stan woke up a moment later, his black hair a complete mess. He looked at Shelly and sat up.

"Get out of my room."

Stan mumbled before getting up as Shelly walked away. He looked out the window to decide what he was gonna wear for the day. It seemed... sunny outside? There wasn't any snow. Weird, must be global warming. He walked over to the closet and changed into a plain black shirt and jeans with his signature beanie that his mom, Sharon, had made him when he was a kid. Somehow it still fitted years later. He picked up his bag and walked out of the house, skipping breakfast, before getting into his dad's tractor and taking it to school because he's just built different ig.

He pulled up into school with his epic tractor and the first person he saw was Kyle. Kyle fucking Brofloski. He saw his former best friend on the first day of school. Just great, now he's gonna get a lecture if he gets spotted. He grabbed his bag and sneaked past Kyle before walking into school just in time before the bell rang, he hadn't realised he was early. At least he could look around to find his classes first, that's a plus. Although, a con of being early is that people'll think you're a nerd. Suddenly, he bumped into someone and stumbled back a bit.

"Watch where you're going, dumbass!"

He blurted out before looking up at who it was. They seemed... oddly familiar. He knew he'd seen them before but he didn't know where. To be fair, there were a lot of blonde kids in South Park. Eh, they probably aren't even that important anyways. No need to worry.

"Oh, dear, I'm terribly sorry. I wasn't quite watching where I was going, it was an honest mistake."

They apologised in a soft British accent. Why didn't he know who this kid was? It was driving him insane. He knew them from somewhere, sure, but how would he know where? Maybe they met at a park or something? Maybe they met when the kid's parents were buying his parents weed? Who knows? (I do lol) The kid noticed that Stan wasn't saying anything and silently walked past him. Kinda gay if you ask me. One thing he did know about that kid, they were taller than him. Maybe he was short or the kid was abnormally tall, he'd like to think it was the second option.

The bell rang for class and he had to go through the most busy hallway to get there. Finally, he made it to his class and sat down at his assigned seat. He wondered why no one was assigned beside him, did he have to sit by himself? A few moments after the teacher spoke up.

"Okay, class, I have an announcement. We have found a missing student. I hate to say this but the shit-stain, Pip, is back."

A few moments after Mr. Garrison spoke, the same kid walked into the classroom as if on queue. How could that be Pip?! His hair was cut! Also didn't he, like, die or something? Pip looked at Mr. Garrison.

"I don't mean to be a bother but where am I supposed to sit?"

He asked curiously, his voice a little quieter than before as Mr. Garrison pointed at the seat beside Stan.

"Sit beside him, I don't give a fuck."

He said as he went on to his lecture about why he was the solution to world peace. Stan looked at Pip as the British kid sat beside him.

"Who are you?"

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