The Vigilante with a mouth (Deadpool x My Hero Academia)

Prologue

It was just another day in Musutafu, Japan. The sky was bright and blue, the sun was shining down, the cherry blossom petals were falling like they do in every anime, and people were going about their day as usual.

Just another peaceful day in the city... y'know, if you ignore the screaming monster who apparently said 'fuck this metro station in particular'.

Which you would think would cause some level of panic and make the government institute their Godzilla-event-laws. Ha! Of course not! This is the modern age, where running from danger as you scream like a bitch means you're fucked in the head. No, obviously everyone was doing the sensible thing and started recording everything on their phones like good Gen Alpha citizens while the police were trying to keep people back from the back of the crowd... somehow... or maybe they were directing traffic, who knows.

"That's one huge supervillain!" A familiar broccoli boy exclaimed excitedly.

And no,the author will not bother going out of his way to introduce characters before they do it later in show because fuck you, that's why.

The giant monster continued roaring, which left some to question why he wasn't in a metal band, before he eventually knocked over some power line towers nearby. Thankfully it was caught by a guy whose quirk appeared to be steroids.

"Nice! Way to go, Death Arms!" A citizen cheered.

"I wish I had a quirk that made me super strong!" Exclaimed a citizen who likely had no bitches.

Suddenly, a stream of water formed in front of the crowd and kept them away from the area, further proving that the police probably had no business being there.

"Everyone, stay back! This area is far too dangerous!" Some random firefighter said.

"Woah, the rescue specialist Backdraft is here?! He'll make sure we're okay!" Some guy exclaimed excitedly, totally not fantasizing about being spooned by said specialist.

Meanwhile everyone else was watching the entire thing unfold rather nonchalantly. Maybe everyone just so happened to smoke a lot of weed that morning? Who knows.

"This guy must be pretty desperate to go full monster in the middle of the city. Do you know what happened?" Some citizen asked as he turned to his buddy.

"Just some amateur. Stole someone's bag then got himself cornered." His buddy replied.

"A quirk like that and he's just a petty thief." The first guy replied in a really douchey and judgmental way.

Meanwhile, the aforementioned broccoli kid made his way to the front of the crowd to get a better view. As he does, a figure flies overhead towards the monster. Somehow, a group of girls manage to make out what this object going at mach two is and start squealing like school girls.

"It's Kamui! We're your biggest fans!" They squeal.

Kamui, armed with either the knowledge that he's a lucky son of a bitch or the power of boners, charges forward and jumps up onto the metro bridge where the monster is rampaging. He then manages to narrowly dodge a punch from the monster.

"Get away from me or I'll break you, toothpick!" The monster threatened.

The monster attempted to hit Kamui again, but the hero dodged by using his wood powers to swing from a metal beam, acting like he's Spider-Man or some shit.

He then lands on the ground and doesn't hesitate to run up the monster's arm. He then shoots out his web- I mean wood in an attempt to grab the monster's face. But the monster blocks it with his arm, and the wood starts wrapping around the monster's wrist. The monster then begins whipping Kamui around like a flaccid pool noodle until Kamui disengages and lands on top of the metro station roof.