The Worst Hero

A Spandex Saga Begins

It's a hot and clear skied day in Musutafu and a 14-year-old teenager is riding in a taxi with a white spandex suit on with katanas and desert eagles in his pistol holders. The radio is playing some K-pop band, and the driver really seems to enjoy it as he has one of the girl's dolls over his rearview mirror next to his sunflower air freshener. The boy stretches his shoulders a bit and looks at the brochures the driver has behind his seat the boy picks it up.

'Top 10 haunted places to visit in Musutafu'

He folds it and places it in one of his pouches on his belt of superheroing items. The boy starts rolling the window up and down for a while then puts his hand out the window moving his hand like he was going up and down hills. After growing bored of that he sees a piece of gum on the roof of the taxi and he puts his finger on it stretching it before it peels off onto his finger the boy flicks his hand trying to get it off. He makes a confused face that you can see even with the mask covering his face. He peels it off so it's not in your way.

He peeks his head up to the driver.

"It's getting kind of lonely back here."

He starts climbing up to the front seat.

"Hey! You're not allowed to be up here."

"A little help here..."

The boy grunts.

The driver turned his head and saw the butt of his passenger right in his face as he climbed over.

"I have to keep my hands on the wheel..."

"Excuse me....Wooooo"

The boy sighed after climbing over.

"Ribayashi Ryohei."

The boy held out his hand.

"Nakamura Hiroshi."

The driver shook, ignoring his no hands off the wheel rule.

"Hmmmmm Nice."

The boy pointed at the K-pop doll.

"Smells good huh?"

"Not the sunflower sunshine. The girl."

"Ah! Yes! Aiko."

"Mhm."

The boy was nodding his head.

"She is quite lovely isn't she? She would make a perfect wife but she doesn't know I exist and her heart was stolen by Renjiro Okabe."

"The singer?! The one that got exposed for having three girlfriends at a time?!"

"Yes! He's as sly as he is attractive."

"Nakamura, I'm beginning to think that I'm in this taxi for a reason."

"Yes, sir, you called for it, remember?"

"No, my big round friend. Love. It's a magnificent thing, when you find it the whole world smells like sunflower sunshine. So you gotta hold onto love." The boy made his hand into a fist. "Tight!"

He gives the driver a fist bump.

"Ah!"

"And never let go!"

"Don't make the same mistakes I did got it?"

"You're like 16."

"Old enough to buy a katana. But do you understand?"

"Got it."

"If you don't hold on, the whole world will smell like Hillary Clinton after doing 4 rounds in a sauna."