Lazy [ShikaTema Oneshot Collection]

1| New.. words?

“Uh, Kai, are you sure your mother and father are.. okay?”

“Don’t worry, my friend! My mom Temari and my father Shikamaru is A-okay! They do this all the time!”

Kai’s friend, Jenna, sweat dropped at Kai’s answer. She didn’t know whether to believe what Kai just said. But she waved a goodbye and leaved, not wanting to interrupt their.. family problems.

Kai can still hear her parent’s bickering and insults, but not fully to understand what they were saying because she is upstairs in her bedroom.

She shook her head and grabbed her notebook, doing her homeworks. She didn’t want to be the only one in school who doesn't have a homework— plus her sensei might punish her by standing outside the school and doing an Indian pose while standing.

“The hell Shikamaru?! I've been busy here this whole time and you’re slacking off at work?!”

“I’m not!”

“Stop lying, asshole!”

Kai pondered what her mother last said. Asshole? Why would her mother call her dad an asshole? He isn't an anus.. He is a human. ‘It must be an insult. I should tell that when somebody pulls my hair,’ Kai thought, and then started writing.

“Oh?! Well you're a bitch!”

Kai furrowed her eyebrows. Why is her father, Shikamaru Nara, calling her mother, Temari, a bitch? Isn't that a dog? Nevertheless, she continued writing her homework.

“You piece of sh!t!”

“Now mom is telling dad is a poop? My parents are crazy..” Kai sighed. Why must she have crazy parents? But she shrugged, deciding to use that word soon.

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“Oh look at that!” One of the mean girls in her classroom mocked. “You have a new hairstyle! Girls, let’s pull it!”

They started pulling Kai’s hair and she groaned.

“Stop pulling it you crazy shit!! asshole! Bitches!”

The girls stopped, their mouths hung.

“Kai..” Iruka then dangerously stepped in. “Where did you learn that word?”

“Stop scaring me you shit!”