Getting a job

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As the mercs followed the map to the highschool the summer heat beating down on them they each approached in their mercenary uniforms *although with the heavy weaponry removed from them* As they approached the gate for the interview they had to explain why 5 fully grown men in combat uniforms were attempting to be janitors. *Spy and Sniper opted out because they were dignified* and pyro being around kids is a crime.

Scout: um so we dont have jobs or money so well take what we can get y'know?

Guard: suure ill let you in... Weirdos, I'll see yout get kicked out in a couple days

as they saw the giant school the awe was obvious as the mercs looked at the giant school as they entered the building following the map to the principles office.

As the door opened several pro heroes greeted them at the door, the principal a tiny little bear, dog thing with a scar over its eye greeted them with a smile.

Nezu: Hello my name is nezu i am the principle of this wonderful school i hear your the applicants for our janitorial position

The strange creature did surprise the mercs that and the disheveled man  that stood behind him intently watching the mercs, along with that their was a bright yellow haired man with speakers adorning his neck and big sunglasses at the front.

Nezu: Although i am surprised such seemingly combat capable people are who wanted to be janitors the school can use extra help?

 Scout: yeah well the we need the money

Scout was quickly smacked by heavy as his brow furrowed in disapproval while staring at the pros 

Engie: yea so how many positions do you have available?

Soldier mumbled something about being combat capable as heavy smacked the back of his head.

Nezu: well we usually dont get people lining up  to be janitors, but we only have one janitor for a school this large so we can take all of you. 

Heavy: Dis is good,

Nezu: ah third question were do you come from, like job expirience

The mercs seemed nervous about the question causing some judgmental looks from the pros

Engie: well ya see were from an american company that uh shut down

Nezu: how odd then why are you in japan

Engie: um buisness trip....

the mercs seemed to nod and avoid eye contact, although nezu seemingly ignored the information.

Nezu took notice of the medics outfit the red cross typically indicated medical abilities 

Nezu: sir i have a question for you

Medic: ah me... yeeees you could say that i have certain expiriences with medicine

Nezu: Perhaps you could join our medicinal staff as only one person could be harmful to that poor womans health

Medics smile widened as he realized he could "help" teenagers with superpowers

Medic: ah yes vell im alvays ready to practice medicine

Nezu: wonderful. you start tomorrow except for you... my mistake what are your names again we 

The mercs seemed confused at the question but engie remembered that powers were called "quirks" in this world

Engie: ah ya see we dont got "quirks" 

Nezu: ah well okay good to know

The mercs left feeling odd as they could feel the stare of the heroes burning holes into the back of their heads. as they exited the building they looked at each other 

Scout: do you think we got the job?

Soldier: I DO NOT KNOW WHY MY EAR PEICE WAS REMOVED

Medic: vell you speaking vould have gotten us kicked out hehe

Soldier: DID WE GET THE JOB????

Heavy: We we're very suspicious

Engie: the excuse i used was well not well made
 
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Aizawa: Nezu your not seriously thinking of hiring those weirdos right? 

Yamada: Those guys are seriously suspicious 

Nezu: im curious plus they dont seem to be threatening, but keep an eye on them especially the "medic"

Nezu: i fell as though im forgetting something... AH yes their names ill ask next time i see them.

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the mercs were walking around the area each seemingly trying to ignore the many different strange deformities or quirks that people had.

Heavy: this world is strange

Medic: yes my big friend quite odd, and interesting

as the mercs continued walking around they took a turn into a dark alley to make their way into the apartment they used to live.

???: hand it over now!

The mercs seemed confused as heavy turned around 

Heavy: is little man talking to me?

???: who are you calling "little"

the man seemed to be a lizard with hardened scales and claws but it seemed crazy as heavy grabbed the man and punched him in the gut dealing a massive blow as the mans eyes go white and saliva and a little blood come out of his mouth. Heavy strikes him again this time on the head with crushing force causing the man to collapse unconscious.

Heavy: little man was to weak to fight HEAVY

scouts hands quick as ever snatched the mans wallet checking the money, 

Scout: how much is this in USA money?

Engie: um i dont know pardner we gotta ask spy

heavy rubbed his hands on his shirt leaving the body on the floor collapsed and shaking.
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Aizawa: this was probably a strength enhancing quirk at play, by the looks of the ski mask on the dudes head he probably tried to mug the wrong person.

he stared at the body disheveled and broken. the eyes stared at it questioning who did this?
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Scout: 13... 13 dollars? thats it!

Spy: yes that is the total amount you stole from a mugger, what did you expect 100?

Soldier: OF COURSE HE DOESNT HAVE MONEY, THE ONLY RICH COUNTRY IS AMERICA

Heavy: we will have to make do with what we have

the 3 mercs, scout, engie, medic went out to do shopping for the group.
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Scout: well we got two sandwiches

Engie: we have to cut this 8 ways

Medic: so each of us get 1/4 of a sandwich...

Scout: well fuck...

engie: well its better than starving aint it?

as the 3 continue walking back the 2 sandwiches in hand as they continued the their apartment seeing police cars around it

Scout: what could have caused that?

Engie: it might have been heavys little "accident"

Medic: oh i though it vas very much on purpose, vas it not?
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