Wrong lyrics to songs

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chupas (yk if yk SILVIA)
Went the distance, now I'm about to yeet
That old man with no will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your radness for stories
Don't lose your grip on the beans of the gassed
You must fight just to keep them alive (the gassy grandmas)

It's the eye of the typer, it's the evil in writ(ing)
Risin' up to the challenge of their rivals
And the last book to read just waits his turn in the tight
Space where it doesn't get any dusssstttttt, on it's cover

Face to face, out on the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds still you take to the street
For the kill, with the skill to survive (in an adventure book)

It's the eye of the typer, it's the evil they write
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last book to read just waits his turn in the tight 
Space where it doesn't get any dusssstttttt, on it's cover

Risin' up, straight to the top (of the ladder to get the book)
Had the guts, got the story
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop (at this page)
Just a man and his will to survive (aka to die a few hours later after finishing the next book, and realizing that the next one will be out in a few months)

It's the eye of the typer, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last awake writer twists their plot in the night
And they're killing us all with the eye of the typer

The eye of the typer

The eye of the typer

The eye of the typer

The not dusty cover (you've just read it so much it cannot collect dust.)

A/N read the ascendance series. i can guarantee you will cry or die or both. Jennifer nielsen was who this is mostly based on, as well as rick the troller. Evil people.