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Tom eckert
(So I know he died but I'm going to pretend he doesn't die)
Your mother passed away when you were born and this was 2 months before the Korean invaded us
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John Nolan
Your mother was two timing your dad and he left her and took you with him because she wasn't a good mother to you
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Alan Harper
Your mother was one of Charlie women but she ends up sleeping with Alan and so she left you on the front porch and your dad found you
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Dewey Riley
Your dad was at a party and got knocked up and soon your mother was pregnant with you and she passed away from murder and when Dewey came into the nursery and found you and found out she was his. He took you in and raised you
Oh and I will not be doing anymore Lorenzo, Sonny or Jimmy whispers babys
