It was a bright and sunny morning in the Loud House. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and Lincoln was reading his usual Ace Savvy comics in his underwear... is what he would be doing if he wasn't grounded.
Lincoln: GRRRRRR!!!! Why must I always get grounded for something the sisters did!!!!
Lynn: *from her room* Because Stinkin, then we don't have to get in trouble. Hahahaha!!!!
Lincoln: Shut up Lynniot!!!
Lori: Lincoln!! You better stay in your room and don't think about coming out or I'll turn you into a human pretzel!!!
Lincoln: FINE!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!
Lincoln then slams the door and begins to cry in his bed. It wasn't him that clogged the toilet with broccoli, it was Lola and Lana.
Lincoln: *to the viewers.* Now you may be wondering why I'm not reading comics or playing video games. Well it's because I got blamed and grounded for something I didn't do! It was Lola and Lana's fault and you know how I know. Well, you see, Lola and Lana are the only family members to hate broccoli and thus it would be them to clog it. *sighs..* It's no use telling the parents, because they think the sisters are angels and I'm the bad one...
Lincoln sees his magical eight ball.
Lincoln: I wish my family would be transported far away so I can never see them again!
But then, a poof happened and two familiar faces poofed into Lincoln's room.
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: And I'm Wanda!
Both: And we're.... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Lincoln: Wow! So cool! I'm gonna tell my family about it!!
Wanda: I'm sorry sport, but you can't tell anyone else about us, or we'll be taken away.
Lincoln: Why is that? Would it cause a catastrophe?
Cosmo: Yes.
Wanda: You see, we had this one godkid named Timmy Turner. Once, he revealed us to his parents and it got way out of hand.
Lincoln: Hmm, well is there a rule where I can reveal it to certain people I want to reveal it to once they gain my trust to keep the secret?
Wanda: Let me check Da Rules.
Lincoln: Ok. I guess that's the rules I must follow.
Wanda: Yep. Aha! Here it is. It says a godkid is allowed to reveal his godparents to anyone he chooses to after it's been two months and those people have shown they can keep secrets.
Lincoln: Ok, well there are a select group of people I choose.
Wanda: Well tell me because that list is to go to Jorgen von Strangle.
Lincoln: Who's that?
A large figure poofs into Lincoln's room.
Jorgen: That would be me puny child!!
Lincoln: *gulp.* Nnnice to meet you Mr. Jorgen sir...
Jorgen: Don't worry, I may look frightening, but I'm not here to scare you. I'm here to acquire your desired people to know your secret.
Lincoln: Ok. Well there's my immediate family, my Pop-Pop and Gran-Gran, my best friends Clyde, Stella, Zach, Liam, Rusty, and our family friends the Casagrandes/Santiagos.
Jorgen: Thank you Lincoln, you now must tell them you have a secret but not what it is and that they have two months to prove to you that they can keep secrets. I will also keep an eye on them to see if they can, if not, then they will not be allowed to know. Got it?
Lincoln: Yes sir, Jorgen, sir!
Jorgen then leaves.
Lincoln leaves him room.
Lori: Lincoln!! Why are you out of your room!
Lincoln: I call a sibling meeting!
Lori: Oh no... not...
Then every sibling attends the meeting.
Luna: What's the issue dudes?
Lincoln: Glad you could join! Well I have something important to tell you!
Leni: What's that Linky?
Lincoln: I have a certain secret I would like to tell you now but I cannot tell you until two months after you have shown me to keep secrets. In order to do this, I will tell you a fake secret, and your job is not to tell anyone it. If you do, you are prohibited and banned from knowing my real secret. Got it?
Sisters: Got it!
Lincoln: I'm putting myself in charge of keeping you in line because I do want my family to know this real secret. So do not screw up Lola.
Lola: What?
They look at her with a face.
Lori: Don't you remember the last time you blabbed a secret?
Lola: Oh yeah... ok I promise Linky.
Lincoln: Good. The best way of keeping a secret is just overtime forgetting about it, and then when we get to real secret, it's lying to avoid being further questioned.
Sisters: Got it!
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The Fairly LoudParents
FanfictionWhen Lincoln begins to feel left in his sister's shadows and begins to become miserable, he 's granted two fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda.
