My Number One

I am number 1

I AM THE BIGGEST ONE DIRECTION FAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day i was walking along the beautiful British sands in my blue 1D tee. It was a nice and breezy July morning.I was fantasizing about ... Guess who? ONE DIRECTION! Who else!

All of the sudden a flock of whitish-brown birds darts off. I think i hear a faint clicking noise and some screams. Oh well it was probably just in my head.

The beach that I'm at is on the other side of the forest on the edge of town. My friend Autumn was SUPPOSED to meet me there 5... count em FIVE... hours ago. Ever since I've been watching the gentle waves crash against the undisturbed sand castles i built yesterday.

About five minutes later, Autumn bursts out of the woods with Clare bear. Autumn is about 5' and has red hair. she also thinks shes the best person in the world even though shes not(eh hem Autumn). Clare (aka Clare bear) is about 5'2" or 5'3". She has blonde hair that is FREAKING awesome and makes the weirdest faces.

As they burst out if the boggy forests autumn rambles on about her dream with one direction and how she's sorry she's late. Then she says the most awesome thing ever...one direction was coming back from Germany. YES!

Just at that moment five more people burst through the trees. Guess who they were? No one special just crazed fan girls each saying I am mrs. ...(fill in the blank). Just a try left give other people burst through the tree line. Guess who this time? ONE DIRECTION!!!!!! Just then they realize we're here

"Sorry if we're intruding" they say in the adorable British accent(I'm from America)" hey you gals are kinda FREAKING adorable like fricking cute your smoking" they say as though they've come to a consensus.

Me and autumn stand there in confusion wondering what the crap just happened.

"Ahhhh what is that!!!" Louis screamed looking at Clare.

"That's Clare bear" I say snapping out of my 1D induced trance" you'll learn to get used to it now lets get you hotties somewhere safe"

I hear Liam say barely audibly" I can't believe they're not freaking out!"

Oh Liam sweetie honey we are maybe not Clare bit just watch me and autumn will end up crying all night because we met you guys . If you only knew...