GUH this chapter wasss requested by nindroide :3
i am so sorry if i mischaracterize anyone, my way of writing characters includes a lotta self inserts so :')
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(Uzi's POV.)
Ugh. School. Boring! I don't even understand why we have to go to school anyway! We are ROBOTS, hello???
I didn't really care for the work we were supposed to do anyway, so as soon as I knew N and V(my very lovely murder wives) would be up I snuck out of the house and BOLTED away, hehe. >:)
I arrived at the corpse spire—it's still horrifying to look at even after all I've been through; when I got inside their landing pod, however..
" UZI!!! "
Aaaand I've just been tackled by this giant golden retriver pup of a murder drone. Great. And he's so heavy too!
" ow . . N, get off me!! "
I yelled, ATTEMPTING to shove him off.
.. to no avail, sadly. :(
I looked to my left to see V standing there with her hands on her hips.
" cuddles, when? "
She tilted her head at me.
Jeez.. these dudes are supposed to be killers, aren't they? Here they are, staring at me and acting like puppies..
So, what would I do?
Give them what they want, of course!
But first I do have to go through N. And trying to get him the FUCK off me.
" N.. get off.. i'm not giving you any cuddles unless you get off me! you're so heavy dude! "
Seems my complaining worked perfectly, since he got off me like.. immediately!
Damn my partners..
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(3rd person.)
Disassembly drones and a worker drone, being in a relationship with each other. Could ya ever have predicted this?
okay maybe you did BUT
Uzi, N, and V were in the sleeping compartments, cuddling on the bed. N was also fast asleep, though V and Uzi were awake—Uzi being a tiiiiiny bit sleepy.
Remember, if you have 2 winged murder cats for partners, you always get cuddles after grueling hours of school. :)
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by the way i purposely called N also Uzi's wife for funnies dont correct me on that
anyway thank ye for reading my shitty story about my hyperfixation 🫶
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Murder Drones oneshots . . . sorta?
Fanfictioni do silly oneshots i came up with, short paragraphs and stuff.. it won't be that long bc im bad at writing. i take requests. maybe. BY THE WAY. I MIGHT MISCHARACTERIZE ANY CHARACTERS. PLEASE DO NOT FIGHT ME. THANK YOU.
