Being parents for a Kaiju

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[Commentator] And there's another strike. Sato just looks exhausted.
The man from before started to pick a fight with him
And now it looks like words are being exchanged between Sato and the Swallow catcher! Sato hits him
And then the catcher punches him.
Sato was sitting in an Ice Bath.
We haven't seen a brawl like this in a long time. Both benches have cleared. They're throwing punches...
He placed Coconut water on his face.
[Groans]
Mina: Ken, Kita we have something to show you.
He goes deeper into the Bath.
Kita: Hidding won't get you far. As she walks past him
[Chittering]
Kenji: We need some good news, Mina. Please tell us you found Kaiju Island.
Mina: No, Ken, but the baby has a surprise for you two.
[Upbeat Japanese song playing] She started to Dance.
[Thudding]
Kita smiles a little
[Farts] [gasps] ugh!
Kenji; Dear God, what... what is that smell?
Mina: Ken, you can feed a 20-foot baby a half-ton of fish and expect anything but a giant pile of--
Which brings me to something we need to discuss. Until I can find Kaiju Island, we're going to need to raise her.
Kanji: Mina, I've got a whole season of baseball ahead of me. Kita has clothing lines to make. We can't do it.
He walks away Mina follows him
Ken, you and Kita brought her home, and now she is your guy's responsibility. She'll die if you don't take care of her. Now, it won't be easy, but Kita and I will do everything We can to help. We'll have to continue feeding her, washing her, develop a strategy for taking her to the potty. You'll have to learn the five's
Swaddle, side, shush, swing, suck.
Kita laughs
DAY 1
[alarm beeping]
Ken and Kita wakes up
Kem checked his watch. That said Baby Awake
Kita was feeding her fish.
He was up in the air patting her back.
She was sleeping in the Containment unit with his car.
Ken was sleeping on his books
Kita puts a sheet over him.
The next morning Kenji was using his shield to block her Spit-up
While Kita held her while she sat on the rock
[Screeching]
Ultraman was struggling to get her in the bath
WATCH. Game Time.
Kita has Coffee ready for him
Ultraman was in the air
[Bleches, farts]
He was sleeping as Ultrawoman feeding The Kaiju
In his games, he was missing all the balls
[Umpire] Strike!
[Screeching]
You're out!
Woman:This isn't what we asked for, Miss Kita.
Kita was working on dresses. While taking orders
Man: Hey sato! You suck!
Day 14
Kita pats The Kajiu back to get something out of her throat
🎵There's no point in asking You'll get no reply🎵
Kita gives him another Coffee
🎵Oh, just remember I don't decide 🎵
Ultraman was patting the Kajiu's back as she was spitting up.
Kenji hits the wall
🎵I have no reason, it's all too much🎵
DAY 35 🎵You'll always find us
Ken went to sleep when his watch we went off
Baby wake
Ultraman with the shield and Ultrawoman was holding her as she was spitting up
WATCH Game Time!
[Umpire] You're out!
Man: Go back to America!
Man: This is the wrong Color Kita. I needed Black not brown.
Kita: I'm sorry. I'll fix it at no charge
🎵oh, we're so pretty, oh so pretty 🎵
Ultraman was pushed down by a kaiju in the city
Day 42
[Commentator] Ten losses in a row now.
WATCH game Time!
Kenji and Kita were tired.
Sato seems to be sleeping through the season.
Day 54
WATCH Baby Awake
Ultrawoman was thrown down this time
Day 65
Watch Baby Awake
Sato just doesn't fit into Japanese
WATCH Game Time
Umpire: You're out!
Day 71
Crying
[Alarm beeping]
[Gasps, pants]
[Ami on radio] Halfway through the seasons and the Giants are still struggling, despite the addition of Ken Sato whose lackluster play continues to underwhelm--
[Raido stops]
[Door opens]
[Coach Shimura] Oi! Sato!
Kenji looks at him.
My office. Now.
The baby was sleeping until Kenji came in
Threaten to trade me, Ken Sato to the Tigers?! To the Tigers? Nobody trades Ken Sato! He kicks his ball
[Breathes heavily, grunts]
I.. I'm doing my best, okay? God! Kita feed you. I clean your massive poopies! He slams on the glass
[Crying]
Mima: Ken? Are you crying?
Ken: No. I'm not crying.
Mina: want to hit a few balls Ken? That always makes you feel better.
Ken: Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good.
Suck it up, Ken.
The park simulator appears
Yeah, baby. Come on. You are Ken Sato.
He misses the first hit
And the second one.
Come on! Hit the ball! You're freaking Ken Sato. He misses the third one and bangs his bat on his knees
The baby claps.
He goes to sit down.
Kita comes in
Mina: How was your day Kita
Kita: Terrible. But I lived through it. She sits on the couch and kisses Ken as she lays down.
A simulated therapy session perhaps? I have a several in my database.
Ken: Really?
Mina: Maybe call someone? A friend?
Ken: [exhales] Yash, wish I had one of those. He lays back watching out for Kita.
He picks up the two figures
And places them down.
He calls Ami
Ami: Whoa! Hey! Settle down. Hello?
Ken: Ami, it's Ken. Ken Sato.
Ami: Um, Mr. Sato. Hi. Look, if this is about my comments, I can only judge you on what I see. If you want to set the record straight
Ken: Could we just chat? Like off the record?
Ami: I'm really busy right now... Put that down!
Chiho: Whoo! Schwatch Boom! Scatter drones!
Kenji: It's just...you're the only person who'll talk to me.
Ami: Zoom!
[Chiho exclaims]
I'll make you a deal. You got five minutes. But you have to give me a follow-up. A real interview this time.
Ken: Done. Whatever you want.
Ami: Okay, we are off the record.
[Whining]
Ken: Please Mina, keep her busy. Kita sleeping.
Ami: Ken? Are you still there?
Ken; Yep. I'm here. I'm here
So what's the secret? How do you do it? Juggle everything. Your job, your kid? Don't you ever just want to jump out a window?
Ami: Ken, do you have a secret Love child? Does that mean you have a wife? Because that would be a story.
Ken: Uh, no. Just ih, curious.
Ami: Honestly, it's not easy, Ken. They're like little monsters sometimes
[Thuds]
[Chiho] Whoa
[Whines]
Mama! She runs over to her.
But they can surprise you too. They have hearts and minds of their own. They're trying to discover who they are and what they want. And the only support they have is us.
[Chuckles softly] Imperfect, messed up us, dealing with our issues, trying to figure out who the heck we are. And you know what? That's the beauty of it. I look at my daughter sometimes and think that I'm learning as much from her as she is from me.
Ken she the baby copying his moves in baseball.
Ken: Amazing.
Ami: Yep, they sure are.
Ken: Lower the containment unit.
Ami: and before you know it, she won't be interested in toys, and your heart will break.
Ken walks to her as he does baseball moves
I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about, Ken.
Ken gets a big baseball bat for her.
And your Five minutes is up. You gonna honor your part of the deal?
Ken:Oh, uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, tomorrow night?
Ami: Um, sure
Ken: Great. Tonkatsu Tonki.
7:00? Bye
[Line disconnects]

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